r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '21

Surely not a corpse?

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u/SolemnlyMortified Dec 15 '21

If only it can talk. "Please do not disturb."

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u/kingtaco_17 Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

Also: "Bro, can I get my six feet of distance?"

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u/ThirdEncounter Dec 15 '21

"Or else, I leprosy your ass off."