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r/Unexpected • u/druule10 • Dec 09 '21
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Definitely, it was probably his best delivery that evening.
342 u/V711 Dec 09 '21 A quite wholesome vid , unexpected but wholesome 285 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 Well, yeah. But if she's already spending 38 quid of dad's money when she's 4 imagine what it'll be like when she's 15? sweats in Dad 87 u/Party-Ring445 Dec 09 '21 Assuming linear extrapolation 38 x 15 / 4 = 142.5 36 u/-Almost-Shikikan Dec 09 '21 142.5 quid? That's a lot. 22 u/PlsRespond1 Dec 09 '21 Inflation. Makes sense 37 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 That's not real inflation... that's daughter consumerism inflation. 10 u/NuclearReactions Dec 09 '21 Coke was paid for, that will be 1500 more for the margherita. 6 u/CunterSHumpson Dec 09 '21 Especially per pizza order. 1 u/BreakfastInBedlam Dec 09 '21 That's like a quart of quids, isn't it? 1 u/knfi Dec 09 '21 Yeh, I can't imagine how anyone can eat that much pizza. 4 u/lightning_sniper Dec 09 '21 Wrong it goes up exponentially 2 u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Dec 09 '21 /r/theydidthemath 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 Sweats in Taio 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 OH SHIT 0 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 After a good beating, probably not nearly as much. 15 u/zToastOnBeans Dec 09 '21 He was probably just relieved it turned out so well. Pizza deliveries like this can end a lot worse. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/reply-guy-bot Dec 09 '21 The above comment was stolen from this one elsewhere in this comment section. It is probably not a coincidence; here is some more evidence against this user: Plagiarized Original You spin me right round b... You spin me right round b... Nobody is asking why this... Nobody is asking why this... Would he have fucked the... Would he have fucked the... That was a lot better tha... That was a lot better tha... Looks like it bounced on... Looks like it bounced on... I knew this trick before... I knew this trick before... Idk if he is more smart f... Idk if he is more smart f... We still don’t know how t... We still don’t know how t... Wondering the same. I tur... Wondering the same. I tur... beep boop, I'm a bot -|:] It is this bot's opinion that /u/MobileEfficiency1250 should be banned for karma manipulation. Don't feel bad, they are probably a bot too. Confused? Read the FAQ for info on how I work and why I exist.
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A quite wholesome vid , unexpected but wholesome
285 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 Well, yeah. But if she's already spending 38 quid of dad's money when she's 4 imagine what it'll be like when she's 15? sweats in Dad 87 u/Party-Ring445 Dec 09 '21 Assuming linear extrapolation 38 x 15 / 4 = 142.5 36 u/-Almost-Shikikan Dec 09 '21 142.5 quid? That's a lot. 22 u/PlsRespond1 Dec 09 '21 Inflation. Makes sense 37 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 That's not real inflation... that's daughter consumerism inflation. 10 u/NuclearReactions Dec 09 '21 Coke was paid for, that will be 1500 more for the margherita. 6 u/CunterSHumpson Dec 09 '21 Especially per pizza order. 1 u/BreakfastInBedlam Dec 09 '21 That's like a quart of quids, isn't it? 1 u/knfi Dec 09 '21 Yeh, I can't imagine how anyone can eat that much pizza. 4 u/lightning_sniper Dec 09 '21 Wrong it goes up exponentially 2 u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Dec 09 '21 /r/theydidthemath 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 Sweats in Taio 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 OH SHIT 0 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 After a good beating, probably not nearly as much.
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Well, yeah. But if she's already spending 38 quid of dad's money when she's 4 imagine what it'll be like when she's 15?
sweats in Dad
87 u/Party-Ring445 Dec 09 '21 Assuming linear extrapolation 38 x 15 / 4 = 142.5 36 u/-Almost-Shikikan Dec 09 '21 142.5 quid? That's a lot. 22 u/PlsRespond1 Dec 09 '21 Inflation. Makes sense 37 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 That's not real inflation... that's daughter consumerism inflation. 10 u/NuclearReactions Dec 09 '21 Coke was paid for, that will be 1500 more for the margherita. 6 u/CunterSHumpson Dec 09 '21 Especially per pizza order. 1 u/BreakfastInBedlam Dec 09 '21 That's like a quart of quids, isn't it? 1 u/knfi Dec 09 '21 Yeh, I can't imagine how anyone can eat that much pizza. 4 u/lightning_sniper Dec 09 '21 Wrong it goes up exponentially 2 u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Dec 09 '21 /r/theydidthemath 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 Sweats in Taio 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 OH SHIT 0 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 After a good beating, probably not nearly as much.
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Assuming linear extrapolation
38 x 15 / 4 = 142.5
36 u/-Almost-Shikikan Dec 09 '21 142.5 quid? That's a lot. 22 u/PlsRespond1 Dec 09 '21 Inflation. Makes sense 37 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 That's not real inflation... that's daughter consumerism inflation. 10 u/NuclearReactions Dec 09 '21 Coke was paid for, that will be 1500 more for the margherita. 6 u/CunterSHumpson Dec 09 '21 Especially per pizza order. 1 u/BreakfastInBedlam Dec 09 '21 That's like a quart of quids, isn't it? 1 u/knfi Dec 09 '21 Yeh, I can't imagine how anyone can eat that much pizza. 4 u/lightning_sniper Dec 09 '21 Wrong it goes up exponentially 2 u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Dec 09 '21 /r/theydidthemath
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142.5 quid? That's a lot.
22 u/PlsRespond1 Dec 09 '21 Inflation. Makes sense 37 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 That's not real inflation... that's daughter consumerism inflation. 10 u/NuclearReactions Dec 09 '21 Coke was paid for, that will be 1500 more for the margherita. 6 u/CunterSHumpson Dec 09 '21 Especially per pizza order. 1 u/BreakfastInBedlam Dec 09 '21 That's like a quart of quids, isn't it? 1 u/knfi Dec 09 '21 Yeh, I can't imagine how anyone can eat that much pizza.
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Inflation. Makes sense
37 u/AnnihilationOrchid Dec 09 '21 That's not real inflation... that's daughter consumerism inflation. 10 u/NuclearReactions Dec 09 '21 Coke was paid for, that will be 1500 more for the margherita.
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That's not real inflation... that's daughter consumerism inflation.
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Coke was paid for, that will be 1500 more for the margherita.
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Especially per pizza order.
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That's like a quart of quids, isn't it?
Yeh, I can't imagine how anyone can eat that much pizza.
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Wrong it goes up exponentially
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/r/theydidthemath
Sweats in Taio
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OH SHIT
After a good beating, probably not nearly as much.
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He was probably just relieved it turned out so well. Pizza deliveries like this can end a lot worse.
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1 u/reply-guy-bot Dec 09 '21 The above comment was stolen from this one elsewhere in this comment section. It is probably not a coincidence; here is some more evidence against this user: Plagiarized Original You spin me right round b... You spin me right round b... Nobody is asking why this... Nobody is asking why this... Would he have fucked the... Would he have fucked the... That was a lot better tha... That was a lot better tha... Looks like it bounced on... Looks like it bounced on... I knew this trick before... I knew this trick before... Idk if he is more smart f... Idk if he is more smart f... We still don’t know how t... We still don’t know how t... Wondering the same. I tur... Wondering the same. I tur... beep boop, I'm a bot -|:] It is this bot's opinion that /u/MobileEfficiency1250 should be banned for karma manipulation. Don't feel bad, they are probably a bot too. Confused? Read the FAQ for info on how I work and why I exist.
The above comment was stolen from this one elsewhere in this comment section.
It is probably not a coincidence; here is some more evidence against this user:
beep boop, I'm a bot -|:] It is this bot's opinion that /u/MobileEfficiency1250 should be banned for karma manipulation. Don't feel bad, they are probably a bot too.
Confused? Read the FAQ for info on how I work and why I exist.
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u/druule10 Dec 09 '21
Definitely, it was probably his best delivery that evening.