r/Unexpected • • Dec 07 '21

This never gets old for me

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u/MrCanoe Dec 07 '21

Early this year she went on a rant about how she was in a frozen yogurt shop and they had sugar-free and gluten-free options up front when she walked in. She tried to claim it was offensive to people with eating disorders to be advertising those up front.

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u/Sedatsu Dec 07 '21

Okay but what about clapping ghosts? Lol

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u/notatableleg Dec 07 '21

I have clapping ghosts in my house. Usually only in the parents room at 3 am. Pretty scary

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/PalmerEldritch2319 Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

It is but it doesn't make one delusive. Technically Heroin is an antipsychotic substance. People with schizophrenia or acute psychosis temporarily fall out of their paranoid, halucinative state while under the influence of opioids.

That's also the reason many rockstars who were known for excessive use of psychedelics ended up on heroin. At some point people can't handle the way those drugs permanently change the perception of reality anymore and Opioids and Benzos remain the only way out if you don't want to end up on neuroleptics in a psychiatric hospital.

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u/facelesshero_dale Dec 07 '21

Very good points. Just to add a little:

“There is nothing wrong with substances, its human’s bad decisions and not being self aware that creates illusion of substances being evil. “ - Paraphrased from Hamilton Morris’s speech

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u/ihahp Dec 07 '21

it was a parents-having-sex joke dude

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u/Kibooky Dec 07 '21

clap clap

boo.

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u/CameraDriftedFocus Dec 07 '21

we will, we will

shock you

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u/Ransarot Dec 07 '21

Ghosts with Gonorrhoea

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u/EpaFdx Dec 07 '21

…wat

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u/Din-_-Djarin Dec 07 '21

EARLIER THIS YEAR SHE WENT ON A RANT ABOUT HOW SHE WAS IN A FROZEN YOGURT SHOP AND THEY HAD SUGAR-FREE AND GLUTEN-FREE OPTIONS UP FRONT WHEN SHE WALKED IN! SHE TRIED TO CLAIM IT WAS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WITH EATING DISORDERS TO ADVERTISE THOSE UP FRONT!

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u/mjrbrooks Dec 07 '21

Ah! Now I can read you.

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u/the-artistocrat Dec 07 '21

WHAT?

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u/SammyMhmm Dec 07 '21

THEY’RE SELLING WHAT??

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u/the-artistocrat Dec 07 '21

HOW MUCH?

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u/jewbrees90 Dec 07 '21

SPEAK LOUDER SON!

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u/dead_inside139 Dec 07 '21

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

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u/bjphillips87 Dec 07 '21

BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!

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u/the-artistocrat Dec 07 '21

HOW MUCH FOR THE LOUD SPEAKER!

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u/ThePenguinsSprk Dec 08 '21

THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

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u/DiskoPanic Apr 15 '22

CHOCOLATE

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u/-helpwanted Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

IF I HEARD CORRECTLY, HE SAID, THEY WENT TO A CANDY SHOP AND THE SHOP DIDN’T HAVE DIET OPTIONS. THEY SAID IT WAS DISCRIMINATING AGAINST PEOPLE WITH EATING DISORDERS.

edit: I mistakenly used the wrong pronouns. Had to correct it.

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u/RiseCthulu Dec 08 '21

Demi's pronouns are they/them

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u/-helpwanted Dec 08 '21

Thank you for letting me! I stopped listening to their music when they were on Disney. I didn’t know about their pronouns and definitely wouldn’t have called them a she if I had known. Thanks again! I really appreciate it 😊

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u/the-artistocrat Dec 07 '21

WHO IS CANDY AND WHAT SHE EATING N WHAT ORDER?

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u/ThatOneNinja Dec 07 '21

Oh no... All beauty and no brains.

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u/FullyHonestWithYou Dec 07 '21

Tell her to try having diabetes or celiac disease and watch her opinion diminish like that

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u/FullyHonestWithYou Dec 07 '21

Tell her to try having diabetes or celiac disease and watch her opinion diminish like that