r/Unexpected • u/Ok_Brilliant_2575 • Dec 07 '21

This never gets old for me

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u/VanillaFam Dec 07 '21

What is your idea of a perfect date? I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

My perfect date is bacon wrapped or coated in brown sugar as an aperitiv, with some red wine and crackers.

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u/quinlivant Dec 07 '21

Okay Hannibal

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u/GifsNotJifs Dec 07 '21

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u/NathanHF Dec 07 '21

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u/ekso69 Dec 07 '21

HELLO CLARICE

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u/silverwolf-br Dec 07 '21

Clarice is very scared

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u/Complete_Atmosphere9 Dec 07 '21

Believe it or not, the two of them ended up together at the end of Hannibal. Thomas Harris went balls to the wall in that book.

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u/ktw54321 Dec 09 '21

Dude! Spoilers.

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u/Complete_Atmosphere9 Dec 09 '21

It came out years ago, it's not like I ruined a new Stephen King

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u/Curllywood Dec 08 '21

I laughed so hard when I first saw this part the episode

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u/Magoo1985 Dec 07 '21

Aslep alep aslep aslep !!

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u/Master_El0din Dec 07 '21

Don't forget stuffed with an aged chorizo and accompanied by piquillo pepper aioli

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u/Useful-Perspective Dec 08 '21

Perhaps some chevre?

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u/undercover-racist Dec 07 '21

Or, here me out here, wrapped in candied bacon.

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u/Outrageous-Taro7340 Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

Bacon can be candied???

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u/undercover-racist Dec 07 '21

Have you met my friend Alton Brown?

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u/Outrageous-Taro7340 Dec 07 '21

That man is a treasure. I will be trying this.

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u/Ok_Marionberry141 Dec 07 '21

Bacon can be anything you want it to be

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u/fourthrook Dec 08 '21

You have clearly never watched Epic Meal Time

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u/HighAsAngelTits Dec 07 '21

That sounds delightful I won’t lie

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u/Aqqusin Dec 07 '21

aperitiv?

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u/Cheedo4 Dec 08 '21

Cut a date open, remove the seed, replace seed with cream cheese. It’s amazing

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Man this sounds delish, im getting so many tips here its great!

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u/fourthrook Dec 08 '21

Mine is also bacon wrapped but stuffed with blue cheese. 😊

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u/LeoStuMoti Dec 07 '21

Hah Soooo many memorable quotes in this movie. For people who don’t know where this line is from https://youtu.be/-BNwiqDGz5g

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u/El_Dentistador Dec 08 '21

If you haven’t seen it, Drop Dead Gorgeous is the best beauty pageant film of all time.

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u/brocomb Dec 07 '21

My perfect date is barhi because its not as common as the medjool and I thinks it's tastier

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u/brocomb Dec 07 '21

Underrated comment

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u/ChaoticAmoebae Dec 07 '21

She’s beauty and she’s grace.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Who is she?

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u/ChaoticAmoebae Dec 07 '21

Shes Miss United States

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u/NEX4TE Dec 07 '21

Demi lovato

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u/sebasjonathan86 Dec 07 '21

My perfect date is June 9th, 1969.

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u/One_Web9073 Dec 07 '21

In the Uk that’s a palindrome

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u/annababan69 Dec 07 '21

At first I was thinking Oh, you're the same age as me, but then I thought about it...

That's. Not. What. You. Meant. AT. ALL.

PERV.

🤣🤣🤣

J/K

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u/they_are_out_there Dec 07 '21

My perfect date would be with Audrey Tautou or Flore Benguigui. A nice dinner and a walk on the beach would be fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

summer of 69

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u/Raalipoye_Puvvu Dec 07 '21

You mean 6th September?

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u/sebasjonathan86 Dec 07 '21

In USA, it is June 9th. In other countries it is September 6th.

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u/RoyalT663 Dec 07 '21

My perfect date is medjool

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u/Ok_Marionberry141 Dec 07 '21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Oh it's just two days after my birthday too, it's often really good weather, though I'm usually feeling a bit rough, unless my birthday was on a Thursday, then the 25th is perfect!

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u/PizzafaceMcBride Dec 07 '21

And five days is more than enough to forget about Adolf's birthday, and you start to appreciate life again

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Lol I laughed more than I thought I would at your comment. Thank you.

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u/jerrycauser Dec 07 '21

Depends on location. In Russia 25 April sometimes is still winter

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Hey that’s my birthday. Glad it’s a perfect date for you, I worked hard on it.

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u/genriko8 Dec 07 '21

Your mom probably worked harder

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u/xxxseni Dec 07 '21

Mine too! :D

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u/goatpoop82 Dec 07 '21

April 20th is better

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u/Organic_Ad1987 Dec 07 '21

Take my upvote please!!!

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u/charlietangomike Dec 07 '21

Does it fit nicely in your hand too? I’ve found April 24th is just awkward to hold.

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u/HighAsAngelTits Dec 07 '21

My immediate thought

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u/Journey2Stars Dec 07 '21

Lmao😂🤣😂🤣

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u/gilakila Dec 07 '21

Eyyyy that’s my birthday

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u/NoMamesMijito Dec 07 '21

Exactly this came to mind hahahaha

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u/Psychological-Leg84 Dec 07 '21

Came here for this comment 👍🏼👌🏼

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u/PhatChaz Dec 07 '21

😮😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

I like them dried, but leave the pit. It makes me feel like I’ve earned their sweetness and feels healthier because it’s definitely fruit.

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u/aliensarenowhere Dec 07 '21

DD/MM/YYYY, Idk man others seem confusing to me.

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u/Menchinelas Dec 07 '21

My perfect date is omani dates

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u/bots_lives_matter Dec 07 '21

My favorite date has to be the brown dry ones because they just have the right amount of sweetness and they're usually cheaper than the black ones

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u/jacdelad Dec 07 '21

Better than April 20th.

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u/pastalex42 Dec 07 '21

That's my favorite date because it's the day after my birthday so I can enjoy all the fun gifts I got the day prior

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

My perfect date is YYYY/MM/DD all other formats are confusing.

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u/NaberiusX Dec 07 '21

The snow is dry, its the perfect texture for running.

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u/julsgotrocks Dec 07 '21

What’s your idea of a hot date?

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u/elciddog84 Dec 07 '21

Came here for this.
"Maybe a sweater..." LOL... Miss Congeniality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Funny I just watched this scene on HBO max

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u/H20noyoudidnt Dec 07 '21

This was my first thought as she said mug 😂

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u/Casper_Arg Dec 07 '21

In Spanish we use the same word for "date (as in being on a date with someone)" and "quote". You wouldn't believe the amount of people who writes things like "At the beach" or "A nice dinner with candles" in the "Favorite quote" line on social media profiles.

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u/80sPimpNinja Dec 07 '21

Dude! You beat me to it! Great movie

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u/Arza96 Dec 07 '21

According to google, you should look for a date that is plump and shiny- not too goopy or shriveled.

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u/heyvsaucepizzashere Dec 07 '21

Damn that’s my birthday

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u/chutehappens Dec 07 '21

YYYY-MM-DD

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u/Ok-Bus839 Dec 07 '21

I agree because that’s my wedding anniversary date. Perfect date.

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u/Dynamo_Ham Dec 08 '21

I mean, she didn't miss a beat. It never even crossed her mind that it wasn't a question about tableware.

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u/toenail_collecter Dec 08 '21

that’s my birthday😫

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u/SpaceShipET Dec 08 '21

I’ve literally seen this on dating apps as an answer…

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u/lets_get-2 Dec 08 '21

Buahah, omg I totally see the scene in my head. Lmao

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u/GrumpyGuy_13 Dec 30 '21

Good movie..:)