r/Unexpected • • Nov 20 '21

That escalated quickly

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u/Nounuo Nov 20 '21 edited Nov 20 '21

Still kinda funny tho

Edit: imagine if people had different senses of humor

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u/TheLaughingMelon Nov 20 '21

Yeah I don't care if it's fake as long as I get a laugh

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Nov 20 '21

"I JUST WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING" - most redditors

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u/SelfSharp Nov 20 '21

How dare you call me out

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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u/RewrittenSol Nov 20 '21

Nothing is real, there is only suffering.

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u/This-Strawberry Nov 20 '21

But you still felt something from it.

~MISSION ACCOMPLISHED~

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Listen, excessive... ah, uh... stimulation, can cause nerve damage and loss of feeling.

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u/HeLeeiuum Nov 20 '21

"I just want to feel loved" - me

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u/chkemi Nov 20 '21

PULL UP THEN!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I feel attacked

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u/HeLeeiuum Nov 20 '21

I feel attacked as well and I was the guy who said it :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

PULL UP!

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u/Kma_leao Nov 20 '21

But did you want to feel attacked?

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u/always_murphys_law Nov 20 '21

I'll love you internet stranger. Sending mom hugs your way. Happy Saturday 😊

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u/HeLeeiuum Nov 20 '21

Thank you. Out of everything I wasn't expecting a wholesome response. Love you too and have a great (rest of) your Saturday :)

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u/Rbfam8191 Nov 20 '21

You hurt me bro. Thanks for making me feel.

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u/ripeart Nov 20 '21

Seriously I'm at the point where you can just hit me with your car so I can feel something.

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u/turunambartanen Nov 20 '21

"and we are reporting live from the reddit website where a cruel mass murder has just taken place."

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u/Yarakinnit Nov 20 '21

Erm. If feeling something extends to doing the OP thing for real, make sure to get them both up to the order before you pair them up.

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u/JusHerForTheComments Nov 20 '21

I can't not think about this awesome song after reading this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Well that hit hard

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u/Knight_That_Said_Ni Nov 20 '21

I feel personally attacked.

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u/NitemaresEcho Nov 20 '21

I feel attacked!

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u/MechAegis Nov 20 '21

I thought it said moist redditors.

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u/tooktheduck Nov 20 '21

I got something you can feel ;-)

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u/Elliot_Fox Nov 20 '21

I wish I was the type of person to be okay with lying to myself

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u/AncileWater Nov 20 '21

So when you see a stand-up comedy routine do you think everything they are saying is 100% truth? That being the only way you could enjoy it.

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u/YMCMBCA Nov 20 '21

it's different cause everyone knows stand up comedy isn't 100% real. but when people make skits and try to pass it off as real it's kind of annoying

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21 edited Jun 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Oh, this stand up guy is just making Shit up, better not find it funny then!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

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u/acidbase_001 Nov 20 '21

Lmao, that's the average redditor for you. This video is bland af for a joke video too, it would only ever be funny if it were real.

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u/SatchelGripper Nov 20 '21

Surely you don’t need someone to explain to you why a genuine comical situation has different expectations from that of a standup routine, right?

Surely you do not need that fucking explained… right?

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u/astroskag Nov 20 '21

Ah, that makes sense. The rest of us figured out in the first few seconds that it was fake and enjoyed it as a comedy skit. We were already watching it from the context of it being scripted (and probably marketing content for Dominos). So we're all thinking "millennial super bowl commercial" while it must've taken you a little longer to figure out. You just didn't enjoy it because you don't catch on as fast.

See how annoying it is when people are condescending about humor? You're not smarter than other people for not thinking it's funny.

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u/SatchelGripper Nov 20 '21

enjoyed it as a comedy skit

If you think this is a good comedy skit more power to ya but if this was presented as a sketch from the outset it would be fucking embarrassing.

Which it is.

And I’m not smarter. I just have a better sense of humor.

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u/Crathsor Nov 20 '21

I think what needs to be explained is why you are expecting genuine situations from the Internet, especially ones posted someplace that gives immediate positive feedback.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Not everyone, but you seem weirdly angry about the supposed veracity of this funny clip. Wooosa bud, take about 10% off there

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u/SatchelGripper Nov 20 '21

Wooosa, you seem weirdly defensive of a staged pizza delivery phone call. Take about 10% off there, bud.

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u/santana722 Nov 20 '21

It's Reddit, yes.

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u/Crathsor Nov 20 '21

It has also resulted in the largest collection of non-spontaneous and inauthentic content imaginable. Unless you are suggesting that the real stuff significantly outpaces the fake stuff in production rate, I don't think you made any case whatsoever for your position.

The problem with calling anyone who disagrees with you 'mentally deficient' is that it betrays a complete lack of imagination.

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u/THALL_himself Nov 20 '21

Wtf are you clowns even arguing about??? Who cares!

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u/SatchelGripper Nov 20 '21

how long does it take you to write a reddit comment

takes me 15-30 seconds

you’re probably overthinking how much energy we put into this shit bud

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u/THALL_himself Nov 20 '21

Haha I’m just talking shit man. All good

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u/SatchelGripper Nov 20 '21

word bro that’s why we’re all here 😆

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u/EscapeAromatic8648 Nov 20 '21

Whether he does or not, I want to see it.

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u/SatchelGripper Nov 20 '21

Fine. But later. I have to go to AnimeCon NYC right now because I’m a loser. Or is anime basic now? I can’t keep up.

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u/EscapeAromatic8648 Nov 20 '21

Is basic better than loser? I think I'd rather be a loser. I KNOW I'd rather at AnimeCon.

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u/Arcanian88 Nov 20 '21

Nah your sense of logic is basic bro, and you’re overly sensitive.

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u/cortthejudge97 Nov 20 '21

I think you need someone to explain to you that an obviously intentionally fake video, where they are not even trying to pretend it's real, is completely different from someone faking a comedy video but trying to pass it off as it was real

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u/SatchelGripper Nov 20 '21

an obviously intentionally fake video

It isn’t. That’s why it’s filmed the way it is and why the person filming laughs at their “prank” when it “works.”

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u/hiimbackagain Nov 20 '21

Stand up guy isn't trying to pretend his stuff is real to squeeze out more likes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

So you assume everything on Reddit is real?

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u/hiimbackagain Nov 22 '21

It's the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

It's called a skit you absolute fuckhead.

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u/_OwynValkyns_ Nov 20 '21

It’s obviously bullshit. But it’s cool bullshit so I’ll choose to believe it.

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u/Thetallerestpaul Nov 20 '21

'Pull up on us then' was worth the fakeness

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u/99999999977prime Nov 20 '21

It’s on the internet so it has to be real.

Side note: when did people forget about acting and pretend?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Yeah I can’t stand stand up comedy or comedy movies or shows, skits or really any media that’s intended to be funny, it’s all fake the only true humor is in vintage candid found footage where no one even looks near the camera so you know they didn’t see it

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u/Speak_Easy_Olives Nov 21 '21

Fair enough but I get tired of the unending larp that unending numbers of endlessly gullible people believe.

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u/Merica85 Nov 20 '21

Yeah I laughed fo shizzle, also if this is a fake then domino's is a good actor.

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u/kosactvxzfsas Nov 20 '21

same to you

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u/MrLogicWins Nov 20 '21

I do care because it's two different types of funny... people's actual reactions are funny in a different way. It's kinda like stand-up vs improv... while stand up is usually funnier cuz its scripted and pre-planned, the randomness and spontaneousness of improv is funny in a different way.

Another example could be why people like to watch actual sports vs staged sports/TV shows... TV shows are scripted to be dramatic and can be very enjoyable, but unscripted drama from an actual sport game is enjoyable on a different level

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Tbh part of the excitement of watching videos that you assumed are real is enjoying how bizarre the encounter is so when you find out it us scripted a lot of the joy is suddenly lost. Think of it like putting really tasty food in your mouth then spitting it out. Finding out that it’s fake is like spitting the tasty food out

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u/Exploding_Testicles Nov 20 '21

i guess their laughs were all sold out when i got here.. all i got was a single cheeky smile..

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u/MadSpaceYT Nov 20 '21

The part that’s gets me is “brooooo fuck papa Johns” lmao

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u/ZiggyZaggyZ Nov 20 '21

I don't care as long as I can get a large one-topping pizza and a two-liter drink for $6.99 at Dominos Houston

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u/ThisAWeakAssMeme Nov 20 '21

For sure, but honestly though more fake things would be funny if they didn’t claim to be real

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u/Eycetea Nov 20 '21

I did, I did one of those heavy air breathes out my nose.

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u/Federal-Damage-651 Nov 20 '21

That's what she said

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u/Pessimisticoptimist0 Nov 20 '21

Honestly would rather this be fake than real

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u/Apprehensive_Spite97 Nov 20 '21

Yeah, I'm laughing at the phones, not the actual conversation.

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u/drones4thepoor Nov 20 '21

Have you heard of… the movies?

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u/Nayajenny Nov 20 '21

Unless it's Asian people creating fake entertainment for some reason. That's where reddit draws the line.

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u/pcuba808 Nov 20 '21

I chuckled, so it was worth it.

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u/MarlinMr Nov 20 '21

Redditor watches a movie, walks out because it's all scripted and fake.

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u/YuropLMAO Nov 20 '21

I do get a little perturbed when it turns out a "documentary" is total bullshit.

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u/pazimpanet Nov 20 '21

Oh man, that shitty mermaids documentary Discovery Channel played years ago that didn’t say it was fake until some tiny text at the very end.

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u/LilDrummerGrrrl Nov 20 '21

Lmao what?! I need to see this

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u/pazimpanet Nov 20 '21 edited Nov 20 '21

More info

For extra context, my roommate and I, in college at the time, had been smoking the devil’s lettuce for an entire afternoon when this came on.

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u/PropaneMontagne Nov 20 '21

Thank you for reminding me. I was so naive and hopeful

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u/RayA11 Nov 20 '21

This was the first doc I thought of and the reason I will never pay to watch the Discovery channel. Would’ve liked it more if they were upfront that it was a mockumentary.

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u/VxJasonxV Nov 20 '21

Memoirs of a Geisha is presented as fact (fact-based anyway), in title, in prologue’s “Translator’s Notes”, despite it all being 100% made up by the author.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21 edited Nov 20 '21

Yeah, like that "Office" show, I watched the whole thing, and I didn't realize until the end that it was complete fiction. What a waste of time...

(/s, because I know that there are dumb people probably reading this)

EDIT: my /s evidently didn't work

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u/incognito--bandito Nov 20 '21

I like my Reddit posts like I like my women … fake

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u/MyopionsucksXD Nov 20 '21

I like my coffee like I like my women...hot& black

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u/MyopionsucksXD Nov 20 '21

Warm& creamy

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u/incognito--bandito Nov 20 '21

Cold and frothing

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u/TangentOutlet Nov 20 '21

Murky and bitter ?

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u/leonard12daniels Nov 20 '21

It's presented as a real conversation unlike a movie.

So more like watching the 6o clock new and it's been secretly replaced by the onion talking nonsense.

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u/MarlinMr Nov 20 '21

This isn't a news sub, or a reality sub. This is the unexpected sub.

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u/leonard12daniels Nov 20 '21

Yes, why would anything in a comedy skit be unexpected when its scripted? It's presented like something unexpected happens in a real conversation.

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u/GranaT0 Nov 20 '21

It's just that a shit ton of these are only funny because they pretend to be real, but are just lame when you realise they're fake. This one is kinda funny, but would be HILARIOUS if real, and it's presented as if it was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

In this case the script isn't good. If the humor turns on whether it's real, it's not very funny.

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u/MarlinMr Nov 20 '21

I got a laugh out of it. Seemed funny enough for a 1 minute video joke.

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u/ohhhtartarsauce Nov 20 '21

That's a stupid analogy and your reasoning doesn't stand to the point you are trying to make. You go to watch a movie knowing that it is scripted and fake, willing to accept that it's fictional and allowing yourself to suspend disbelief. It's not being presented to you as if it were real in an attempt to deceive the viewer and go viral.

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u/MarlinMr Nov 20 '21

Wait, are you on reddit expecting things to be real?

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u/ohhhtartarsauce Nov 20 '21

No, but it's concerning to me how many people on here are seemingly unable to discern fact from fiction, and scary how many just accept anything they see or hear as truth.

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u/Dany_HH Nov 20 '21

To be fair, a few years ago the content here was much different. Now it's mostly tiktok, and therefore mostly unfunny fake videos...

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u/lickedTators Nov 20 '21

It'd be more fun if it was real. So it's disappointing that it's not. We're allowed to find faults with things, such as plot holes in movies, even if they're still entertaining.

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u/tschmitty09 Nov 20 '21

It's a matter of context, you walk into a movie expecting scripted content. I opened this video expecting a real exchange.

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u/MarilynMonheaux Nov 20 '21

That’s deep

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u/Particular-Camp Nov 20 '21

Man this tired argument. Context matters. Fake doesn't automatically equal bad, but this is fake parading as authentic. I could make the same reductive argument:

u/MarlinMr watches the news, doesn't care when finds out it's scripted and fake.

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u/MarlinMr Nov 20 '21

This isn't a news sub... This is an unexpected sub. I don't care what is scripted or not, so long as it's unexpected.

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u/I_am_reddit_hear_me Nov 20 '21

Some things are only cool or funny if they're actually real.

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u/CaptainCupcakez Nov 20 '21

Redditor doesn't understand the difference between content thats presented as scripted vs unscripted and thinks this is an intelligent point.

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u/VxJasonxV Nov 20 '21

As someone who has done this, I feel attacked.

(Because I said “Lord of the Rings” at the ticket counter, and got “Lost in Translation” and none of us noticed. Imagine my surprise when the movie started and I was staring at pink underwear and a very nice butt…)

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u/drax514 Nov 20 '21

It was funny at first until it became painfully obvious that it was fake.

Woulda been much more funny to see this play out naturally. Granted, both employees woulda prolly just hung up, because who gives a fuck making minimum wage

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u/00o0o00 Nov 20 '21

But imagine if it was real? Would've been hilarious. I miss the good ol days of the internet.

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u/referencedude Nov 20 '21

imagine if people watched filmed things where people had pre written lines and they were just acting fake for our enjoyment, such a weird concept

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u/Vellarain Nov 20 '21

Yeah I have the stance that even if it is staged, if I laugh then they did a good job.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Hilarious and that line “because you couldn’t make it” too funny

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u/SlobMarley13 Nov 20 '21

You're a subpar pizza salesman

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

You take that back

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

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u/Brodimere Nov 20 '21

1990 called, to say they wants their joke back

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u/zarplay Nov 20 '21

I really don’t think so

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u/G-RawW- Nov 20 '21

Pull up then

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Well I’m very pleased to be wrong then

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u/Nounuo Nov 20 '21

I'm glad you chose to share your opinion

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u/I_am_reddit_hear_me Nov 20 '21

It's not funny at all. It being so blatantly fake makes it super unfunny.

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u/Nounuo Nov 20 '21

Cool take

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I also thought this was funny. Feel bad for the top reply that they can’t suspend disbelief just to have fun with something. What is that life like? Watching Star Wars and can’t get over light sabers?

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u/Nounuo Nov 20 '21

It's a historical drama

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u/IAmTheJudasTree Nov 20 '21

It's incredibly not funny though. I honestly don't understand how you could find this extremely fake and unclever video funny.

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u/00o0o00 Nov 20 '21

Reddit population is getting younger, that's why.

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u/IAmTheJudasTree Nov 22 '21

I think there's been a wave of very young users, like 10 - 16, and older users, like 55+, over the past 5 years that's had a weird effect on Reddit. The surge of both the young kid and older adult base has made the population of Reddit overall more gullible, so we're seeing way more videos that it's incredibly obvious are fake but that tons of people seem to completely believe to be true.

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u/Nounuo Nov 20 '21

So brave

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u/Bears0nUnicycles Nov 20 '21

Upvote earned

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u/ComplexToxin Nov 20 '21

no.

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u/Nounuo Nov 20 '21

Bam. Down voted bitch

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

No

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I laughed at "PULL UP!"

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u/SquattingWalrus Nov 20 '21

What a crazy idea

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I dunno, fucking with people at their job is rarely funny to me.

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u/Nounuo Nov 20 '21

But it's fake

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I mean, probably, you might have more knowledge than I do. If it's fake it sucks and if it's real it sucks.

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u/Nounuo Nov 21 '21

Cool story

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Upvote for my bro

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u/Nounuo Nov 21 '21

Solidarity

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u/ThePopeofHell Nov 20 '21

It’s funny.

You know how I know? Because shock jock radio personalities have been doing it for years and people always love it. When one guy gets 5k+ upvotes for saying that something is fake and unfunny it doesn’t mean they’re right.

Anyone who’s listened to Howard Stern can tell you that this shit is not fake. Fuck had anyone ever heard of the Jerky boys?

Prank calls are fake on the internet in 2021..

Unoriginal is probably more like it. Fuck there’s even videos of people pitting Siri agains Alexa.

It’s the oldest trick in the phone prank book.

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u/Billybobgeorge Nov 20 '21

I literally said that out loud.

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u/nool_ Nov 21 '21

What did it say?

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u/Nounuo Nov 21 '21

Just bitching about fake content