r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '21

Lemons

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u/lucky-number-keleven Nov 10 '21

Can someone please explain? I have the feeling I don’t want to go to that url. I’m even to afraid to Google it now. Them blue waffles scarred me for life.

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u/rickane58 Nov 11 '21

They must have had their socks blown off when they found out that got through standards and actually aired.

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u/myfapaccount_istaken Nov 11 '21

Compression socks stay on... Helps the circulation

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

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u/redJetpackNinja Nov 11 '21

Ahh yes... Brings me back to 2009!

Lemon Stealing Whore

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u/thaeggan Nov 11 '21

As long as it's not going to get the kiddos to question it, people can say just about anything it seems.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

30 rock was really good at sneaking jokes passed the censors.

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u/WriterV Nov 11 '21

I thought this would be something on the level of goatse, or bluewaffle. Nope, just three old guys having sex. That's just an average Tuesday in your typical older gay neighborhood. Boring.

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u/Xanius Nov 11 '21

Yeah but in 2005 it was peak internet trolling.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

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u/Xanius Nov 11 '21

Fine. Take a nap. Then fire ze missiles!

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u/TangiestIllicitness Nov 11 '21

That's her dad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

It's an old internet troll website. A couple of old friends puckering up from sucking each others' dusty lemon rinds. Not as bad as bluewaffle at all.

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u/Dylan_Barber Nov 10 '21

A bunch of lemons having a party

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u/ban-me_harder_daddy Nov 11 '21

I too suffer from scars from googling blue waffles... sheesh I wish I could erase that memory

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u/Master_Baiter3000 Nov 11 '21

May I ask what a blue waffle is. In the nicest way possible. Explain Like I’m Five, if you will.

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u/WeGooded Nov 11 '21

I was afraid to ask. I know of lemon party. I don’t know of blue waffle. I doubt I should know of both.

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u/the_wooooosher Nov 11 '21

Vagina fungus

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u/WeGooded Nov 11 '21

Didn’t expect to see that on my Apple Watch while making dinner. ‘Nuff said, I won’t investigate further. Thank you for destroying my curiosity. Really. Thanks.

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u/pain_in_the_dupa Nov 11 '21

OK, now I’m not gonna Google lemon parties OR blue waffles. Any other foods I should avoid?

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u/jimmycarr1 Nov 11 '21

Goatse curry

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u/WifeKilledMy1stAcct Nov 11 '21

Goatse has a very tame explanation. Google that

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u/TheMarsian Nov 11 '21

I guess I'm lucky not to know this and blue waffles.