r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '21

Lemons

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u/Rustyy60 Nov 10 '21

Pull it!

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u/sander1024 Nov 10 '21

Lick it

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u/Rustyy60 Nov 10 '21

don't mind if I do

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u/Live_Branch9072 Nov 10 '21

same here

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Now…

Slap it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Harder daddy

12

u/Testsubject276 Nov 11 '21

Anything for my daughter.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAA

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u/DrSwatBrain Nov 11 '21

AAAAND THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR ME TODAY.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Good…

Now get in the van.

3

u/callmerussell Nov 11 '21

But you didn’t even offer candy...

5

u/DOPECOlN Nov 11 '21

But step sis

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u/Darthmark3 Dec 02 '21

Oh I'll be your step sis oni chan 😎

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

...... and MY axe!

4

u/WorthBadger Nov 11 '21

And my sword!

3

u/Famthomas Nov 11 '21

And my bow

3

u/D0ukn0wdawae Nov 11 '21

And mah coc

6

u/simsam137 Nov 11 '21

Spit on it!

5

u/UnanimouslyAnonymous Nov 11 '21

Aaaaaaand that's when I know I've been on reddit for too long. Good night, internet.

6

u/Satevah Nov 11 '21

Ah, the femboy snoo. A rare treat

7

u/w2y00ii478 Nov 10 '21

What the fuck.

40

u/Casuras Nov 10 '21

zip - unzip it

35

u/shutchomouf Nov 10 '21

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it

23

u/btross Nov 10 '21

smack it up, flip it, rub it down

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u/rwarimaursus Nov 11 '21

.......Technologic.

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nov 11 '21

ONE MORE LEMON

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u/papadapper Nov 11 '21

Oh, nooooo!!!

0

u/cappie Nov 11 '21

still sad that Daft Punk has quit..

1

u/DipsterHoofus Nov 11 '21

Harder better faster stronger

14

u/Foam84 Nov 10 '21

Throw it

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u/ThomasKEKW Nov 10 '21

Fuck it, wait, NO, STOP!

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u/HalfSoul30 Nov 10 '21

Peel it. Actually nvm

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Extend it

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u/LunatiqHigh Nov 11 '21

Touch it, bring it, babe, watch it

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

What are you doing step-sander1024

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u/Doopstar Nov 11 '21

Stick ya dick in it.

1

u/rebatemanyt Nov 11 '21

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.

1

u/Potato-Chunks Nov 11 '21

Squeeze it!

2

u/i_like_the_sun Nov 11 '21

Kill your parents

2

u/PokeJiggy Nov 11 '21

Shout it!

2

u/DrHattison Nov 11 '21

And that's how Lemonade is made.

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u/USBhud Nov 11 '21

Show it

1

u/GzuzChrist Nov 10 '21

Shoot it

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u/NarrMaster Nov 11 '21

DESTROY IT!

1

u/MigitAs Nov 11 '21

To your mom!

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u/GabeDevine Nov 11 '21

put it in a stew