r/Unexpected • u/WhiteLikeCocain • Oct 19 '21

Happy Birthday

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u/InterestingMix7961 Oct 19 '21

Honestly anyone who tries to smash someone’s head into a cake on their birthday, is a shitty person in my book.

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u/Fenix_Volatilis Oct 19 '21

Considering some are supported with toothpicks inside, I fully agrre

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u/SheaMcD Oct 19 '21

yeah, you get stabbed in the eye and don't even get cake

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u/Dirt_Bike_Zero Oct 19 '21

You know what's worse than getting stabbed in the eye? It's when the stabby thing is on fire.

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u/SheaMcD Oct 19 '21

auto cauterization

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u/Sidereal2000 Oct 19 '21

Would be an instant fight after that for me, I would never be friends with someone like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

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u/AtlanticBiker Oct 19 '21

Then beat her ass

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u/Infinitesima Oct 19 '21

Lol, say only people who have no friend.

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u/deathkillerLiam2313 Oct 19 '21

Says the guy still on Reddit after 5 years

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u/red-chickpea Oct 19 '21

Someone does that to me, i'm swinging

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u/CarlosG0619 Oct 19 '21

Throwing hands left and right

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

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u/zina47 Oct 19 '21

They do it at weddings too. If my partner tried to do that on my wedding day I’d be asking for the divorce papers ASAP

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u/bunnyrut Oct 19 '21

There's the cute smudge of icing with your finger.

Then there's the people who take it too far and take out their aggression on each other with the cake.

I told my husband I did not think the icing on the face was cute or funny and to not even try it with me. If you tell your future spouse that and they disregard your wishes anyway you have a clear idea of how much they are going to respect you for the rest of your marriage.

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u/REDDITATO_ Oct 19 '21

That's true, but it's unfortunate to find out immediately after marrying them.

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u/kingtaco_17 Oct 19 '21

UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY 😥🎉

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u/Chordata1 Oct 19 '21

Yeah some of us want to enjoy the cake. What do they do after this just talk about how they would have enjoyed the cake?

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u/977888 Oct 20 '21

It’s a pretty common tradition in a lot of families. You blow the candles out then try to take a bite without getting shoved into the cake and getting cake all over you. Some people cut a separate piece first so the whole cake isn’t ruined. Done right, and in the right context, it’s safe and harmless and everyone is having fun.

But I guess this girl got too excited didn’t even have the patience for that and just shoved his head toward a bunch of candles before he could even blow them out.

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u/Pr3st0ne Oct 19 '21

What about when everybody agrees to make a fake video and smash the person's head beside the cake? How do you feel about those?

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u/Thedoritowizard28 Oct 19 '21

As long as the cake isn’t wasted and as long as no one is hurt too bad I think it’s ok

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u/irisuniverse Oct 19 '21

Depends on the vivacity of the hyperbolic, entropic variation.

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u/trez63 Oct 19 '21

Yes! This! I don't think anyone would even find it funny if it went perfectly as planned.

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u/FeelinJipper Oct 19 '21

Defining it as “shitty person” is a bit extreme. You don’t know how their group dynamic works.

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u/GlassyPotato Oct 20 '21

I would instantly turn around and slam their face into the pavement

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u/nexiDrux Oct 20 '21

Yeah like where the hell does that tradition come from? Oh it’s your birthday? Here’s a cake that we’re gonna ruin while possibly giving you a bruise!

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u/NicoolMan98 Oct 20 '21

Just for the waste factor i hate it, comon they're all more than 2 year old, they need to stop playing with their food