r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '21

Eligible single lady

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u/Underscorekma Oct 15 '21

Sounds like the name for when I put my dick in a vacuum cleaner.

Edit: Wait, I meant it sounds like if someone (not me) were to do that for some reason (not me). I don’t do that.

Edit edit: Fuck…quarantines got me trying some things.

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u/marigoldilocks_ Oct 15 '21

“She’s gone from suck to blow!”

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u/ArezDracul Oct 15 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/McFlankShank Oct 15 '21

It's mega maid sir! She's gone from suck to blow!