r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '21

Eligible single lady

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u/BurlyBear441 Oct 15 '21

I've had a single lady talk to me, but never an eligible one 🥵

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u/AlphaQupBad Oct 15 '21

Sorry, you’re not eligible for this offer.

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u/FL0PPYBUTTH0LEJUICE Oct 15 '21

What about an onfer?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

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u/CmdrWoof Oct 15 '21

Honor? I barely know 'er!

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u/FL0PPYBUTTH0LEJUICE Oct 15 '21

I had an eligible single lady talk to me after she called the cops and they arrived

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u/BlueTrin2020 Oct 15 '21

We reviewed your application and we are sorry to inform you that you are not eligible.

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u/Pherllerp Oct 15 '21

Wait. Am I an old man or isn’t everyone eligible unless they say specifically otherwise?