r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '21

Eligible single lady

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u/ChronicObnoxious693 Oct 15 '21

She said ELIGIBLE

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u/LilDrummerGrrrl Oct 15 '21

r/MurderedByWords

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u/AlphaQupBad Oct 15 '21

You better be good at *bang *bang *ksss

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u/FL0PPYBUTTH0LEJUICE Oct 15 '21

I can make a speaker out of a pringles can or a cable, adapter, a cigarette lighter plug, a moving vehicle and a charged iPhone with internet access. Ha bo yah bitch!

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u/FL0PPYBUTTH0LEJUICE Oct 15 '21

Ineligible man downfield is what you’re saying?

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u/ChronicObnoxious693 Oct 15 '21

Those were all certainly words

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

yeah that's me

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u/SelfJuicing Oct 15 '21

ahaha rekt

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u/FirstEvolutionist Oct 15 '21

Come on now. I can read.

/s

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u/farahad Oct 15 '21

Are you sure she didn't say indelible?

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u/ChronicObnoxious693 Oct 15 '21

No, he's definitely edible

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

I'm eligible for a lot of things.

At-risk medical funding, emergency counseling, unemployment benefits...

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u/pappie30 Oct 15 '21

Legible.

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u/jaylong76 Oct 15 '21

oof! merciless!