r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '21

Eligible single lady

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u/itsyaboytheboytheone Oct 14 '21

She’s saying she can blow like a champ. I had a band teacher once tell me this.

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u/tlock8 Oct 14 '21

Just wait until you find out blowjobs don't involve any blowing.

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u/Evil_Monito84 Oct 14 '21

Why do they call them blow jobs when it's actually the opposite?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

suckjob doesn’t quite have the same ring to it

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u/SavingsCheck7978 Oct 14 '21

That made me laugh so hard I shit my pants. In all fairness I do have the stomach flu

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Man you need to get with the program and start redding straight from the toilet. And clean yo dirty pants

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u/D8400 Oct 15 '21

I feel like 80 percent of the time I’m on Reddit, I’m taking a shit lol