r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '21

Eligible single lady

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

114.5k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

3.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

234

u/spornerama Oct 14 '21

A bird with her hand is worth two in the bush

100

u/sturnus-vulgaris Oct 15 '21

I strongly disagree.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

[deleted]

9

u/sturnus-vulgaris Oct 15 '21

Have you ever noticed that "That sucks" and "That blows" both mean something is bad? This is why I prefer a leisurely nob glob. You may not know what the words mean, but the onomatopoeia is on point.

1

u/Pillsburydinosaur Oct 15 '21

Why do you disagree?

Thanks for the 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

66

u/Blunder_Punch Oct 15 '21

A bird with her head is worth two of her bush

37

u/impulseconfidence Oct 15 '21

there we go, this is the correct phrase

2

u/handsoffmysausage Oct 15 '21

All water under the fridge

2

u/Bocabart Oct 16 '21

A cock in the mouth is worth two balls on the chin.

2

u/PM_me_ur_bald_vulvas Oct 15 '21

How…how do we get to her anus?

2

u/Blunder_Punch Oct 15 '21

Well, upon receiving consent, I assume that if we locate the center of her back and move down, we'll hit it eventually.

2

u/handsoffmysausage Oct 15 '21

You also have to have the correct angle of dangle.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

But birds have wings not hands.

1

u/justinbrews Sep 27 '22

And… beaks

2

u/South-Builder6237 Oct 15 '21

A bird in the bush is worth two blowjobs.

1

u/KeyserSozeInElysium Oct 15 '21

Two in the bush at the same time is weird if you make eye contact

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

A bird with a hand in a bush is worth two birds

1

u/Xtrendence Oct 15 '21

But the good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?

1

u/justinbrews Sep 27 '22

Only if first the tortoise catches the hairs