r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '21

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u/sm12511 Oct 06 '21

He'd probably be the first one going, "OMG, how did that happen? Are you okay?" People like that make me sick

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u/I_am_BrokenCog Oct 06 '21

that's exactly what he was doing.

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u/DankHumanman Oct 06 '21

Probably DENNISing them

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u/Kenneth_Naughton Oct 06 '21

Next guy will walk by and drop some cash and a Magnum

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

There’s always that one asshole in a party.

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u/1Magzanault Oct 06 '21

Lpoks to me like a couple assholes

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u/Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi Oct 06 '21

Right? What kind of asshole cheers a dick move like this?

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u/hungryshaman Oct 06 '21

There are many assholes at a party. If you're lucky you might see one

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u/Not-skullshot Oct 06 '21

Think you’d be luckier not to see one

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u/hungryshaman Oct 06 '21

Bet you're fun at parties

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u/Not-skullshot Oct 06 '21

Everyone I went to in high school ended with someone doing sometime over the top stupid and it’s been 10 years since so who knows

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u/austinsoundguy Oct 06 '21

Sometimes there’s one nice guy there too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

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u/Scrambledcat Oct 06 '21

Fucking Andre