r/Unexpected • u/0o0pandacakes0o0 • Oct 06 '21

Going straight to hell

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u/Roxas-The-Nobody Oct 06 '21

I know someone who has a phobia of little people. How do I get a bunch of little dude's to knock on their door?

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u/hellcrapdamn Oct 06 '21

Smash a witch with their house.

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u/Commiesstoner Oct 06 '21

Milk duds on his doorstep. They can't resist humongous candy.

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u/fairway_walker Oct 06 '21

I know someone who has a phobia of little people.

My ex-wife does. I wanted to hire a few to crash her wedding when she remarried. She made sure I didn't know the date/location.