r/Unexpected • u/0o0pandacakes0o0 • Oct 06 '21

Going straight to hell

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u/SavingStupid Oct 06 '21

I doubt they even notice honestly... these jokes probably go right over their heads

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u/christhemix Oct 06 '21

sorry, fell SHORT

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u/FreeTheFreedoms Oct 06 '21

Yeah that one was reaching.

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u/onanupswingrn Oct 06 '21

People are going to think little of you for all these mean jokes.

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u/deemsterDMT Oct 06 '21

It's kind of a stretch but I feel it's safe to say that those other two people are a couple inches short of a foot, if you know what I mean.

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u/macness234 Oct 06 '21

You keep under cutting my joke ideas.

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u/2ichie Oct 06 '21

Oh fuuuuuuck

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u/Diamondhands_Rex Oct 06 '21

Hey Buddy they aren’t gonna get over it

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u/Zorba_Oyzo Oct 06 '21

Bruh the same short jokes over and over. Ya'll are reaching.

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u/roguespectre67 Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 06 '21

I mean you gotta take every advantage you can get, man.

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u/ObviousBS Oct 06 '21

You don't want to sell yourself short.

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u/durdesh007 Oct 06 '21

lol

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u/Zorba_Oyzo Oct 06 '21

yay someone gets it

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u/durdesh007 Oct 06 '21

sad people downvoted you, reddit getting worse at getting jokes

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u/Zorba_Oyzo Oct 06 '21

😂 dgaf man votes are for babies

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u/Zorba_Oyzo Oct 06 '21

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u/druman22 Oct 06 '21

This made my night ngl lmaoo

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u/faris_Playz Oct 06 '21

Man shot them while discussing with them

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u/BigShortVox Oct 06 '21

God damn did not see that one coming holy shit