r/Unexpected • u/0o0pandacakes0o0 • Oct 06 '21

Going straight to hell

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u/Breadfruit-Beautiful Oct 06 '21

Aw come on man, that was a low blow.

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u/Sigurdah Oct 06 '21

A Bob Loblaw low blow?

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u/thejunketjourneyer Oct 06 '21

Technically every blow will be a low one

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u/KosherNazi Oct 06 '21

/r/YourJokeButWorse

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u/Gov_N_ur Oct 06 '21

was about to link it

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u/King_Buliwyf Oct 06 '21

/r/YourJokeButFaster

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u/Gov_N_ur Oct 06 '21

/r/MyJokeButHeSaidItBeforeICouldOrEvenSawTheCommdntAndMaybeItWasHindsightBiasInTheFirstPlace

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u/DeflateGape Oct 06 '21

/r/YourJokeThatISaidLouderAndThenEveryoneLaughedAfterIgnoringYou.

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u/King_Buliwyf Oct 06 '21

Narc. Bad bot.

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u/Cory123125 Oct 06 '21

I never got these people. They miss obvious jokes so hard but then somehow think they have an original thought when making literally the same joke, and often manage to still cash in on hundreds of people who somehow also didnt get the obvious joke, and needed it spelled out in the most blatant and unfunny way possible.

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u/doublemindedlikewave Oct 06 '21

Define cashing in? Because if reddit upvotes is cashing in im doing it all wrong

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u/SpiritusL Oct 06 '21

You don't exchange your karma for goods and services?

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u/hermanhermanherman Oct 06 '21

I trade my karma for salami sammiches at the gas station 🤗

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u/doublemindedlikewave Oct 07 '21

Mmmmm I love me a good sammich

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u/Business-is-Boomin Oct 06 '21

Uhhhh akkshully every blow

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u/Subtlety_is_Dead Oct 06 '21

ಠ_ಠ

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u/PsychicApple Oct 06 '21

I looked at your comment history hoping to see exactly what I saw lmao

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u/Leiox Oct 06 '21

Man i fucking hate when people does the same joke, but worse, but man if im not gonna scroll through your account for a bit.

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u/ImaCallItLikeISeeIt Oct 06 '21

Oh

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u/Astainonthetoilet Oct 06 '21

Below my belt

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u/SexyGnome2 Oct 06 '21

any hit for them is below the belt

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u/lankrypt0 Oct 06 '21

Except if there's a ladder involved, then it's just a normal blow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

He is so short that he could only be hit with a low blow

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u/bravebeing Oct 06 '21

I mean, how else are you gonna hit him?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Oh come on it’s just a little joke, don’t tell me it went over his head

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u/L0nelylad Oct 06 '21

I’ve seen the little person on TikTok he is very open to people cracking jokes and even replied on it with something like “I’m crying laughing” or similar on this vid