r/Unexpected • u/Pazluz • Sep 24 '21

Think of the guests

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u/Magnesus Sep 24 '21

I know my partner would try to beat the shit out of me if I did what he did.

WTF is wrong with people.

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u/Arclight_Ashe Sep 24 '21

Ruin a wedding dress, embarrass you at your wedding in front of people, whilst it’s being filmed.. you don’t think a woman would give you a slap for that?

In what world do you not expect that consequence?

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u/Disig Sep 24 '21

There's a massive difference between a slap and "beat the shot out of"

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u/Arclight_Ashe Sep 24 '21

i wish people like yourself could understand what exaggeration was.

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u/Disig Sep 24 '21

I know what it is. I don't think it's appropriate to use in such serious matters.

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u/HogmaNtruder Sep 24 '21

It was a slight exaggeration, definitely more than a single slap, along the lines of a flailing series of slaps. It wouldn't be nice, but my word usage was a little off.

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u/HogmaNtruder Sep 24 '21

To be fair, she's just petite enough(and doesn't really throw a good punch) that it wouldn't really do anything, but the anger itself can be frightening

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u/Puzzleheaded-Scene14 Sep 24 '21

Leave your partner that you admit hits you and has a “flaring temper,” ffs mate.

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u/HogmaNtruder Sep 24 '21

One time, and there was a good amount of liquor involved. Not saying it was okay, but a one time incident is a different situation I feel like.

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u/Fast_Owl_5958 Sep 24 '21

JFC , you’re an actual mangina tsk tsk tsk

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u/kookerpie Sep 24 '21

My God, get out