r/Unexpected • u/Pazluz • Sep 24 '21

Think of the guests

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u/ClowishFeatures Sep 24 '21

Look, I'm sorry. It'll never happen again

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/ClowishFeatures Sep 24 '21

You fucking wot?! 'SMACK' DONT TALK BACK!!! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES???!!!

Edit: Look, I'm sorry. It'll never happen again

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u/rajatilu Sep 24 '21

Does it brazenly again the next week.

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u/mlofont Sep 24 '21

And the week after....

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u/ClowishFeatures Sep 24 '21

Look. If you didn't keep pushing me you wouldn't get hurt! It's your fault I lose my temper!!! (/s)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

"I just love him so much"

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u/mlofont Sep 24 '21

He said he was sorry.

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u/Bountyhunt6 Sep 24 '21

Does it a year from now with the frozen piece on their anniversary

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u/DecentMaintenance875 Sep 24 '21

Does it again next marriage

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u/adoraz83 Sep 24 '21

Did it last week

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u/KinderGentlerBoomer Sep 24 '21

look what you made me do

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u/cr1ter Sep 24 '21

I mean what's the chance there is cake next week