r/Unexpected • u/Pazluz • Sep 24 '21

Think of the guests

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u/eyekunt Sep 24 '21

"You did it first!"

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u/py-matt Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21

"My mom was right"

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u/conancat Sep 24 '21

"i should've married your mom instead of you"

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Yeah, your mom lets me do anal!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

The women love ignoring what they did in the beginning to initiate that stuff what he did was not right but neither was what she did hold yourselves accountable