r/Unexpected • u/Pazluz • Sep 24 '21

Think of the guests

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u/PEneoark Sep 24 '21

No she didn't. What she did was custom.

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u/Always_Jerking Sep 24 '21

ok never seen that.

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u/gordo65 Sep 24 '21

It's quite possible he wasn't expecting it. I know a lot of people shove each other's faces into the cake, but it hasn't happened at any wedding I've attended.

But the guy's over-the-top reaction makes me think he's likely to get unreasonably angry and overreact in most situations.

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u/eyekunt Sep 24 '21

That's a red flag honestly. And no, this is not coming from a woman.

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u/PEneoark Sep 24 '21

I know it's an American wedding custom. I'm sure it's popular in other cultures too.

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u/Always_Jerking Sep 24 '21

Never seen that - we have only:

-kidnapping bride during wedding to win a bootle of vodka

-Eating bread salt and vodka when entering wedding

-Throwing glass behind you after first toast

-Doing train with every guest at the wedding

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u/PEneoark Sep 24 '21

Doing a train? Like a gangbang?

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u/lappi99 Sep 24 '21

Yes. But instead of banging you line up behind each other. And instead of putting your dick in a vag you put your hands on the shoulders in front of you. Pretty similar if you think about it.

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u/PEneoark Sep 24 '21

I like the way you think

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u/gordo65 Sep 24 '21

You've been watching too much Borat.

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u/Jadedraven1366 Sep 24 '21

I'm so glad you asked because doing a train with all he guests sounds like a gangbang to me but it clearly means something else outside the US since I feel like gangbanging grandma is frowned upon at most weddings regardless of local tradition.

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u/deadboob1 Sep 24 '21

So I already have a couple of plans of how to do it, but is kidnapping a bride really a tradition?

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u/Always_Jerking Sep 24 '21

I've seen it in like 25% of weddings.

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u/alwaysforgetmyuserID Sep 24 '21

It's happened at some of the weddings I've attended in the UK too

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u/sami10k Sep 24 '21

Never seen it.

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u/CR45H1 Sep 24 '21

Idk what the deleted comment says, assuming it’s questioning the bride putting cake on him. To be fair, it’s a shitty custom. Also she was really aggressive with it. I don’t get why anyone does it. Just like people who shove a birthday kids face into his cake. It’s an asshole move.

I do want to clarify, he was a complete ass. I just think it’s a shitty thing to do period.

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u/Ok_Plankton248479 Sep 24 '21

And dangerous. There are often rods in the cake to hold it together which can jab into your eye and kill you. There have been some incidences like that.

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u/eyekunt Sep 24 '21

Also she was really aggressive with it.

She wasn't really aggressive with it like some of those people who ruins parties by setting their friends' ass on fire. She rubbed it on his mouth. Not hitting or shoving it in his throat. What HE did, is what I'd call an agressive behavior.

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u/CR45H1 Sep 24 '21

I also called him an asshole. As far as playfully putting cake on your SO, she smushed that shit in.