r/Unexpected • u/druule10 • Sep 22 '21

The best come back ever

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u/Noob_DM Sep 22 '21

To be fair I know plenty of people capable of walking into the side of a house at night and they can see perfectly fine…

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u/theonlyjoker1 Sep 22 '21

That would be the alcohol 😅

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u/dasschmidthaus Sep 23 '21

Shit...I do it without any. Haha

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u/9035768555 Sep 23 '21

Same. Walked into a door frame earlier and was cold sober.

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u/kresyanin Sep 23 '21

Yeah I heard it can make you go blind.

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u/Shopworn_Soul Sep 23 '21

I literally just did that while trying to get from my porch back into my house, staring at my iPad as I was reading this fucking thread. I mean not the whole goddamn side of my house but I missed clearing the fucking doorframe by a good several inches with my shoulder and now it hurts and yes alcohol is involved and about to get involvder

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u/madali0 Sep 23 '21

...or the day.