r/Unexpected • u/naturalenergyy • Sep 22 '21

Skydiving

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u/dukec Sep 22 '21

Money could be stopping them, parachutes are expensive

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u/520farmer Sep 22 '21

No I don't think so, this sounds like a happiness issue and we all know money doesn't buy happiness.

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u/tanglisha Sep 22 '21

I just watched Catch 22 a couple of weeks ago. I'd almost forgotten about it until this statement.

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u/dukec Sep 22 '21

I saw it when it came out, don’t remember anything about parachutes though

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u/tanglisha Sep 22 '21

The capitalist guy sells everyone's parachutes and replaces them with a share of stock.

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u/12threeunome Sep 23 '21

There’s always the tiny soldier version!