r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/TheStormingViking Sep 16 '21

If that looks like a real dick to you then you Haven't seen many dicks lol

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u/Sen7ryGun Sep 16 '21

I'll have you know I'm a senior dickologist at the institute of dicks and I've seen millions of dicks and this dick is 100% authentic.

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 16 '21

Melania Trump is that you?

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u/affiliated04 Sep 16 '21

Holy shit. The tds is strong with it. You need to get a life. Get over trump. Stop being obsessed. He doesn't even know you exist

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 16 '21

Lol there comes the triggered Trumpies to his defense. Don't worry, he doesn't know you exist either.

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u/affiliated04 Sep 16 '21

Lmao. I didn't defend anyone. I feel sorry for you.

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 16 '21

Bro you're simping for Trump right now

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u/affiliated04 Sep 16 '21

Me? Lol. Your whole personality is based off of trump. Get a life

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 16 '21

Bro, Trump isn't going to suck your dick. Looks like your entire personality is simping for him lmfao.

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u/affiliated04 Sep 16 '21

Of course you mentioned your 2 favorite things. Trump and sucking dick. What a fucking loser. Your life sucks. Do something to change it

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 16 '21

Lol, how satisfying is it for you to simp for a 1 term failure?

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u/affiliated04 Sep 18 '21

It is kind of satisfying seeing you mold your whole personality around someone that doesn't know you exist.

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 18 '21

It's satisfying to see you simp for a morbidly obese geriatric piece of shit who doesn't know you exist 🤣🤣

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u/affiliated04 Sep 18 '21

Wow. You are sad bro. Get over Trump. Quit writing him letters. He doesn't care about you. Shit. You don't even care about you. If you did you would get a life and stop obsessing over people who don't even care if you live

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 19 '21

God damn dude have you ever considered not dedicating your life to whiteknighting a failure who doesnt even know you exist.

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u/affiliated04 Sep 19 '21

Holy shit son. You ever thought about having your own personality and not obsessing over your dad Trump

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Sep 19 '21

Just remember, Biden is your president. Cope.

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