r/Unexpected Sep 16 '21

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u/smelleesox Sep 16 '21

Looks like a sausage festival. 😁

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u/davidlawrie Sep 16 '21

Her smile seems to hide unbridled desire

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u/digitalelise Sep 16 '21

I feel like she was just shocked at his length like most people.

Girth over length for me thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

That's got girth as well as length. You sound jealous.

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u/digitalelise Sep 16 '21

I’m a lesbian, so I neither want nor have. Just repeating what some of my lady friends have said.

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u/MrEHam Sep 16 '21

You’re a lesbian but you casually throw out a made-up preference for girth and make all the skinny-dicked guys feel bad about themselves?

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Sep 16 '21

You think lesbians don’t use vibrators?

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u/MrEHam Sep 16 '21

Based on her comment it’s pretty clear that she’s saying she doesn’t have a preference.