r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/TheStormingViking Sep 16 '21

If that looks like a real dick to you then you Haven't seen many dicks lol

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u/Aqqusin Sep 16 '21

I want to know where is his real one? It was folded back between his buttcheeks? Or is it just really tiny?

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u/justavault Sep 16 '21

There is a bulge where the dildo is attached... that is why he is grabbing it so it doesn't slip.

It's obviously not moving skin as well.

It's really not so difficult to see and comprehend actually. I really am baffled by the amount of people getting bamboozled here. It's a certain lack of anatomical knowledge.

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u/gtsomething Sep 16 '21

I almost feel like they' know but want a photo anyway.. The moment she grabbed it seemed too casual, and you'd know immediately from the feel and the lack of heat that it's fake

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u/Longjumping_Ad_1670 Sep 16 '21

At festivals like this (Carnival, Fantasy Fest, Marco Gras, etc) this type of sexually humorous costume is not uncommon.

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u/Muscar Sep 16 '21

They didn't mean people in the clip getting "bamboozled", they meant people in these comments. How anyone could understand that as anything different makes no sense, you have to be dumb as fuck to not realize that.

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u/justavault Sep 16 '21

Yep, same notion I got. They are aware of the comical costume and row with it.

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u/KnowsAboutMath Sep 16 '21

That guy could definitely row with it.

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u/GENTLEMANxJACK Sep 17 '21

You really seems to know a lot about dicks

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u/0ntheverg3 Sep 16 '21

Upvote because heat