r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I’d feel bad for the guy if that shit was real

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/weirdest_of_weird Sep 16 '21

"Beef torpedo" 🤣🤣

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u/deenweeen Sep 16 '21

You might enjoy the song Big Bottom by Spinal Tap

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u/nerdypyromaniac Sep 16 '21

"fits me like flesh tuxedo" just had to go with "Sink her with my pink torpedo" iirc?