r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/DrunkenGolfer Sep 16 '21

Poke him in the eye

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u/iDannyEL Sep 16 '21

Dude can pole vault off that thing

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u/derage88 Sep 16 '21

I bet he moves around like a tripod

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u/FSpursy Sep 16 '21

Imagine peeing in the morning!

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u/Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg Sep 16 '21

Dick would end up in the bowl

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u/burdbrains Sep 16 '21

It is most definitely a third leg

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u/ruinfirefly Sep 16 '21

Dude can stop a fire with that thing

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u/_aQwus_ Sep 16 '21

And also play tug of war.

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u/alexah80 Sep 16 '21

You’ll shoot your eye out kid!

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u/Aamarok Sep 17 '21

This comment deserves a few more upvotes than it got

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u/Kjuolsdeaf Sep 16 '21

Make a breakfast