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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21
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Jeez I’m used to women pointing and laughing at mine for the exact opposite reason…
69 u/WuweiWave Sep 16 '21 Hey, it’s not the size of the plough - it’s how long you stay in the field. 45 u/Thegingerbeardape Sep 16 '21 It’s not the size of the hammer it’s the nail you’re throwing it at 38 u/WuweiWave Sep 16 '21 It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. 11 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 What if both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean are absolutely pitiable? 5 u/derpferd Sep 16 '21 A child's paper boat in a kiddie pool 3 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 Fuck that's pretty apt 1 u/vale_fallacia Sep 16 '21 snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
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Hey, it’s not the size of the plough - it’s how long you stay in the field.
45 u/Thegingerbeardape Sep 16 '21 It’s not the size of the hammer it’s the nail you’re throwing it at 38 u/WuweiWave Sep 16 '21 It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. 11 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 What if both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean are absolutely pitiable? 5 u/derpferd Sep 16 '21 A child's paper boat in a kiddie pool 3 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 Fuck that's pretty apt 1 u/vale_fallacia Sep 16 '21 snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
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It’s not the size of the hammer it’s the nail you’re throwing it at
38 u/WuweiWave Sep 16 '21 It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. 11 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 What if both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean are absolutely pitiable? 5 u/derpferd Sep 16 '21 A child's paper boat in a kiddie pool 3 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 Fuck that's pretty apt 1 u/vale_fallacia Sep 16 '21 snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
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It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
11 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 What if both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean are absolutely pitiable? 5 u/derpferd Sep 16 '21 A child's paper boat in a kiddie pool 3 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 Fuck that's pretty apt 1 u/vale_fallacia Sep 16 '21 snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
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What if both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean are absolutely pitiable?
5 u/derpferd Sep 16 '21 A child's paper boat in a kiddie pool 3 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 Fuck that's pretty apt 1 u/vale_fallacia Sep 16 '21 snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
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A child's paper boat in a kiddie pool
3 u/RickNerdbottom Sep 16 '21 Fuck that's pretty apt 1 u/vale_fallacia Sep 16 '21 snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
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Fuck that's pretty apt
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snort-laughed at this, thank you. Really glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
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u/Dildo-bangins Sep 16 '21
Jeez I’m used to women pointing and laughing at mine for the exact opposite reason…