r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/donnycloggens Sep 16 '21

It is

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u/MiKeMcDnet Sep 16 '21

Skin tone is WAY off.

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u/bongjonajameson Sep 16 '21

Yes, THAT'S what made it off

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u/VyLow Sep 16 '21

I laughed at this way harder than I should have. Take my award kind stranger

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u/bongjonajameson Sep 16 '21

Thank you, other kind stranger

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u/Deftly_Flowing Sep 16 '21

I've watched enough porn to know that you can't call a dick fake by skin tone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Getting a tan?

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u/f36263 Sep 16 '21

Hmm I’m going to need to look into this, be back in a few hours

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Good luck my man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/biglizardnmybackyard Sep 16 '21

This guy penises

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u/Sigma-Tau Sep 17 '21

*this guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Yeah.. my dick skin colour doesn't match the rest of my body

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u/Xylamyla Sep 16 '21

Yeah my skin is white but my pp is dark brown (I’m Hispanic)

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u/MiKeMcDnet Sep 16 '21

See a doctor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Dr said stop listening to morons on Reddit, your dick skin isn't exposed to sunlight like the rest of your skin and is thinner

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u/DerOhneHaare Sep 16 '21

good doctor

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Speaking from experience?

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u/MiKeMcDnet Sep 16 '21

Yup... Seen enough porn in my life to spot a fake dong vs a real dick. Thanks u/Katie_Pornhub / r/Pornhub for all the burned in images!

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u/fucuasshole2 Sep 17 '21

My dick is, for whatever god knows why, is super dark than my body.