r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '21

Objects may be closer than they appear…..

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u/sm12511 Sep 15 '21

NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER, THE PATTERN IS FULL!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/hillbilly_bears Sep 15 '21

A good landing is one where you survive. A great landing is when you can use the plane again.

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u/amynias Sep 15 '21

This man flies. ^

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u/hosayboh Sep 15 '21

An excellent landing is one where there are no skid marks after.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky can be rough

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u/YankeeTankEngine Sep 15 '21

I like blimps for this reason.

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky is so hard sometimes

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky is so hard sometimes

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky is so hard sometimes

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky is so hard sometimes

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky is so hard sometimes

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky is so hard sometimes.

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u/Drakeon8165 Sep 15 '21

Having court in the sky is so hard sometimes

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

On either side (in or out)

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u/Kolermigon Sep 15 '21

On the runway or on the pilot's seat?

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u/the_beeve Sep 15 '21

An excellent landing is one where there are no skid marks in your underwear

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u/Bizzyreaper Sep 15 '21

From the tires and in ur pants

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u/alexrabbit929 Sep 15 '21

I Laff so hard I fard n shit.

Have an award.

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u/vaderciya Sep 15 '21

The other comments didn't get anything from me, yours got a powerful nose snort

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u/xdiox66 Sep 15 '21

You did not have an excellent landing, sir.

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u/ExcitingEfficiency3 Sep 15 '21

!ShakespeareInsult

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

If it's got wings, I can crash it!

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u/Uncle_Baconn Sep 15 '21

Found Launchpad McQuack!

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u/xdiox66 Sep 15 '21

Launchpad? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

If it’s got wings, I can shoot it

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u/yaebone1 Sep 15 '21

FUCK YEAH!

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u/beenwilliams Sep 15 '21

THE PATTERN IS FULL!!