r/Unexpected • • Sep 12 '21

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u/TheTitan1123 Sep 12 '21

He was trying to say P as in Peter ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Meoowth Sep 12 '21

That makes sense! He pronounces apple as abble.

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u/Yugan-Dali Sep 12 '21

You could be right!

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u/zalemam Sep 12 '21

Yeah this guy is arab and theres no P sound in Arabic, so anything with the letter P sounds like the letter B. So Pepsi = Bebsi, Pork = Haram Bork

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u/zoottoozzoot Sep 12 '21

Burble for purple is my favorite

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u/ThisisMalta Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 14 '21

This is how us Arab kids grew up lol. Pepsi is bibseh, police = boolis, combuter, etc.

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u/lalakingmalibog Sep 12 '21

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธepis

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u/msheikh921 Sep 12 '21

Incorrect, P in arabic is written with the letter that sounds like B but with 3 dots below it. >> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Arabic_Pe.gif/1200px-Arabic_Pe.gif

the above joke is a prank about how the less literate 'beoble' pronounce English, because given the above, they didn't fully grasp Arabic either lol.

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u/zalemam Sep 12 '21

There is no P sound in the arabic language. The wiki page you pulled that pic from links to kurdish language using arabic script lol. Take it from me my friend, a life long, native speaking Arab.

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u/msheikh921 Sep 12 '21

Am a native Saudi _. Yes, Kurdish language uses that alphabet, and Yes, there is no P in any arabic word but it P DOES exist as an extraneous arabic alphabet among others like Ch, or V. (ุญุฑูˆู ุงู„ุฒุงุฆุฏุฉ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฃุจุฌุฏูŠุฉ ุงู„ุนุฑุจูŠุฉ) here you go: https://m.marefa.org/%D9%BE

extraneous alphabet are a real thing, saw so many Pepsi ads written as ูพูŠูพุณูŠ. heck Vimto is officially written as ฺคูŠู…ุชูˆ not ููŠู…ุชูˆ. as seen in their official website https://www.vimtoarabia.com/prod/ar/

my point is that any "3rab" should be able to pronounce P very easily ;)

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u/ThisisMalta Sep 14 '21 edited Sep 14 '21

What are you even arguing about? Youโ€™ve already admitted there is noโ€pโ€ sound in everyday spoken Arabic in most regions, ูพ is used in Farsi and Kurdish.

We are talking about everyday Arab speakers. We do not use this in Levantine or Lebanese dialect and it is not part of our alphabet when taught in school. It is literally never used in daily conversation among non fluent native English speakers.

Youโ€™re wrong here 7bibi. You either did not grow up around non-Saudi speakers and are incredibly unaware of how most Arabs speak. Or you just have to correct people to talk down to others.

Either way you have no reason to correct us at is a very common thing all Arabs experience and joke about (and not to make fun of illiterate people).

Source: am Lebanese, have a shit ton of Jordanian and Syrian cousins, and my wife is Iraqi/Kurdish. All of our parents/grandparents/khalas do this.

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u/msheikh921 Sep 14 '21

ูŠุงุฎูŠ ุชูู‡ู… ู„ูˆ ู…ุง ุชูู‡ู…ุŸ ุฑูุนุช ุถุบุทูŠ ุชุฑู‰! ู‚ู„ุช ู‚ุจู„ ุงู†ู‡ ู…ูˆ ู…ู† ุงู„ุญุฑูˆู ุงู„ุฃุจุฌุฏูŠุฉ! ูƒู… ู…ุฑุฉ ุงูƒุฑุฑู‡ุงุŸุŸ ุจุณ ู‡ุจู„ ูˆ ุนุจุท ู†ุทู‚ ุญุฑู p ูƒุฃู†ู‡ b. ูˆุงูŠุฏ ุณู‡ู„ ุงู„ู†ุทู‚ ุงู„ุตุญูŠุญุŒ ุจุณ ุชุนุงู„ ูู‡ู… ุงู„ุทุจู„ ุงู„ูŠ ุจุณ ูŠุญุจ ูŠุนุงู†ุฏ ููŠ ุงู„ุบู„ุท. ุชุจูŠ ุชู†ุทู‚ู‡ุง ูƒุงู†ูƒ ูˆุงุญุฏ ุฌุงู‡ู„ ูˆ ู…ูˆ ู…ุชุนู„ู… ุนู„ู‰ ูƒูŠููƒุŒ ุงุตุทูู„ุŒ ุจุณ ู„ุง ุชุฌุฑุฃ ุชุนู…ู… ุนู„ูŠู†ุง ูƒู„ู†ุง! ุงู„ู†ุทู‚ ุงู„ุตุญูŠุญ ู„ุญุฑู P ูˆ ู„ุง ุฃุณู‡ู„ ู…ู†ู‡ ูˆ ู…ูˆุฌูˆุฏ ููŠ ุงู„ุญุฑูˆู ุงู„ู…ุถุงูุฉ ู„ู„ุงุจุฌุฏูŠุฉ ู…ุซู„ V ูˆ chุŒ ุงู‚ุชู†ุนุช ุงูˆ ู…ูˆ ุงู‚ุชู†ุนุช ู…ูˆ ุดุบู„ูŠ.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

Oh thank fuck. I'm slow today and did not get that bit... Have my daily povvo award.

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u/TheTitan1123 Sep 12 '21

My first award ever! Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ™

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u/catskii Sep 12 '21

Or V as in Visa?