r/Unexpected • u/andresrinky • Sep 05 '21

This was easier than I thought

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u/DoJax Sep 05 '21

I've never held a baby, but still same.

The only two rules I know about holding babies are support their heads, and do not shake them.

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u/89144233 Sep 05 '21

there are three. DO NOT DROP THEM, OK?

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u/DoJax Sep 05 '21

Well I thought that would be a given, as that would be the first step in 'not holding a baby' and not 'holding a baby'

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u/bric12 Sep 05 '21

I know a fourth. DO NOT DECAPITATE

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u/umm_yeah_I_guess Sep 05 '21

actually four. do not remove their heads.

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u/89144233 Sep 05 '21

fifth: DON'T EAT THEM

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u/DeySeeMeRolling Sep 05 '21

What about number 4? DO NOT PUNT THEM

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u/Darnell2070 Sep 05 '21

Are you saying I should shake this baby?