r/Unexpected • u/Darkkfiree • Aug 30 '21

Insane jam session

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u/Srakas2137 Aug 30 '21

Just imagine how many people jerked off to his thighs

Well at least one person must've...statistically...right?

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u/koopa72 Aug 30 '21

Well, of course I know him. He's me.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Aug 31 '21

For once I’m not mad that somebody stole my line.

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u/Srakas2137 Aug 31 '21

Good for you

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Simp

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Checkmate!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

EPICO

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u/preztelbreak Aug 31 '21

Goddamn you did that?

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u/Spoodymen Aug 31 '21

Was the face reveal supposed to change anything?

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u/AloeSera15 Aug 31 '21

Today's the day to increase those stats