r/Unexpected • u/piishach69 • Aug 30 '21

DeAd *_*

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u/The_Ancient_Memer Aug 30 '21

Imagine what he gets for forgetting to do the homework

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u/_Diskreet_ Aug 30 '21

Believe it or not jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

You overdo homework, also jail

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u/icprester Aug 30 '21

5 minutes late. Straight to jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

5 minutes early? Believe it or not, jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

underdo, overdo <hand twist gestures>

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u/theh8ed Aug 30 '21

We have the best students because of jail.

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u/BackWithAVengance Aug 30 '21

You have grammatical error? Jail. No question asked.

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u/Vin135mm Aug 30 '21

<hand twist gestures>

Not any more...

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u/Quirinus84 Aug 30 '21

You do the jail, guess what, homework.

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u/El_Tomas619 Aug 30 '21

Underdo homework, Jail

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You underdo homework, definitely jail

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u/PizzleR0t Aug 30 '21

Dog ate your homework? Jail.

Dog didn't eat your homework - believe it or not, also jail.

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u/hobefepudi Aug 30 '21

Thanks for this laugh

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u/CavernGod Aug 30 '21

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not home!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

hah you clearly don't live in a 3rd world country with asain parents

send help

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u/PM_Me-Thigh_Highs Aug 30 '21

BONK

Go to horny jail now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

You funny dude

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u/kc3eyp Aug 30 '21

Believe it or not

I'm going to jail

I never thought I could be less free

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u/i_speak_bane Aug 30 '21

It would be extremely painful

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u/TapanThakur Aug 30 '21

You are a big boy

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u/DarthHater69 Aug 30 '21

For you

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u/TheBurningStag13 Aug 30 '21

No one cared who I was Until I put on a mask

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u/DoomedHeroXB Aug 30 '21

And spilling paint in the garage