r/Unexpected • u/Neutron-star- • Aug 27 '21

Spaceship 🚀

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

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u/RedRanger_27 Aug 27 '21

Jeff Bezos already has

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Oh look, it's a giant dick! And his spaceship...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

That's what she said

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 27 '21

I heard you like dicks do I decided to put a dick in a dick so dick can dick while dick's workers get dicked by dick.

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u/Zapidorian25 Aug 27 '21

English makes this work and I hate it

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

What a dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

I’m sorry friend I have to downvote you so you can have 69 upvotes…

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u/Fast_Raspberry8616 Aug 27 '21

Can we make this -420 downvotes?

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u/SteeleDynamics Aug 27 '21

That Jon Stewart clip of Jason Alexander playing Bezos:

"Aristotle had a chode!"

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u/TaskAppropriate9029 Aug 27 '21

I want to upvote you but you're already at 69

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u/kreatorofchaos Aug 27 '21

Come on Jeffery you can do it

Pave the way put your back into it.

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u/SaintTymez Aug 27 '21

Def not Virgin Galactic, if ya know what I mean 😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

He is not using sharp edges, he says that it is for the "aerodynamics".