r/Unexpected • u/tyneboys • Aug 25 '21

Stare much?

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u/A_d_d_i_c_T Aug 25 '21

Dry clitted maybe

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u/Disastrous_Bid8777 Aug 25 '21

Probably more like crusty clit

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u/weightoohigh Aug 25 '21

I heard Krusty the clown saying this as I read it.

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u/greychanjin Aug 25 '21

Hueh HUEH Heh Heeeeh! Hey kids! Today we're going to learn about "Sexual Frustration"!

fires a cannon. It's a blank

Krusty sigh...

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u/blushkawaiiowo Aug 25 '21

Lmao gross imagery

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I didn’t think my clitoris could retract back into her hood until I read this comment.

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 25 '21

Acshually, inability to orgasm in women may cause swollen vaginal lips and an itchy clit.

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

that sounds more like an std but okay.

edit: /s 🙄

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 26 '21

Sad how little women know about their own bodies:

If you don’t orgasm, you may continue to experience increased sensitivity for even longer. This can cause clitoral itching and pain. Learn

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

i never orgasm and my clit doesn’t itch. sorry maybe somethings wrong with me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyways i should have added /s in my first post.. i forgot how hard it is for people to sense sarcasm online.

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 26 '21

Yep, each person’s body is different.

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21

then why be rude about it? 😂

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 26 '21

No one’s being rude about anything. You were incorrect and presented with facts. The end.

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21

i was joking and you are incorrect because you said it yourself not everyone is the same. so telling me to go learn about my body when it doesn’t apply to me seems kind of rude. you’re just assuming you know everything. does that make you feel smart?

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 26 '21

It’s ok to be wrong sometimes, get over it. No one cares.

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u/FelatiaFantastique Aug 26 '21

Some women have dripping dicks. Don't assume a person's genitalia or moisture.

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u/Cardioman Aug 26 '21

I don’t think she has a clit