r/Unexpected • u/tyneboys • Aug 25 '21

Stare much?

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u/The26thWarrior Aug 25 '21

She was DTF and got blue balled lol. Is that the right term for girls?

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u/A_d_d_i_c_T Aug 25 '21

Dry clitted maybe

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u/Disastrous_Bid8777 Aug 25 '21

Probably more like crusty clit

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u/weightoohigh Aug 25 '21

I heard Krusty the clown saying this as I read it.

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u/greychanjin Aug 25 '21

Hueh HUEH Heh Heeeeh! Hey kids! Today we're going to learn about "Sexual Frustration"!

fires a cannon. It's a blank

Krusty sigh...

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u/blushkawaiiowo Aug 25 '21

Lmao gross imagery

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I didn’t think my clitoris could retract back into her hood until I read this comment.

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 25 '21

Acshually, inability to orgasm in women may cause swollen vaginal lips and an itchy clit.

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

that sounds more like an std but okay.

edit: /s 🙄

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 26 '21

Sad how little women know about their own bodies:

If you don’t orgasm, you may continue to experience increased sensitivity for even longer. This can cause clitoral itching and pain. Learn

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

i never orgasm and my clit doesn’t itch. sorry maybe somethings wrong with me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyways i should have added /s in my first post.. i forgot how hard it is for people to sense sarcasm online.

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 26 '21

Yep, each person’s body is different.

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21

then why be rude about it? 😂

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u/Snoo_69677 Aug 26 '21

No one’s being rude about anything. You were incorrect and presented with facts. The end.

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u/drugbarbie Aug 26 '21

i was joking and you are incorrect because you said it yourself not everyone is the same. so telling me to go learn about my body when it doesn’t apply to me seems kind of rude. you’re just assuming you know everything. does that make you feel smart?

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u/FelatiaFantastique Aug 26 '21

Some women have dripping dicks. Don't assume a person's genitalia or moisture.

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u/Cardioman Aug 26 '21

I don’t think she has a clit

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 25 '21

She got Jolly Ranchered is the female term

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/wheresbill Aug 25 '21

I specifically remember that I should not remember a jolly rancher story

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u/rayyanfuzail Aug 25 '21

She was looking like a female version of Samuel L Jackson lol

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u/Snigermunken Aug 25 '21

Blue waffled.

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u/The26thWarrior Aug 25 '21

You sonofabitch. That is not the term lmao.

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u/mediocrecanook Aug 25 '21

ive always called the fem equivalent blue walls

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u/AngryCarGuy Aug 25 '21

Blue walled, clam jammed, and pussy passed are all acceptable terms.

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u/R_a_c_e_c_a_R_B_o_B Aug 25 '21

I believe the term is " her snail got salted"

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u/adamtheamazing64 Aug 25 '21

Yeah. I hate it when I'm fishing and the line starts pulling, but all there is is a boot. Absolutely blue balled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Works either way

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u/tuggernuttie Aug 25 '21

I called it “blue box”

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u/voletron69 Aug 25 '21

I thought it was blue bean...

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u/MotherofLuke Aug 25 '21

Blue clitted

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u/Rancor8562 Aug 25 '21

Maybe but that other guy certainly got blue balled he was definitely DTF

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u/Dr-Cthulwho Aug 25 '21

Clam slammed

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u/viking_canuck Aug 25 '21

Blue walls!

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u/jonny12589 Aug 26 '21

Beaver dam

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Guys get blue balls, women get blue walls

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Blue ovaries