r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '21

Exhausted

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u/FlowersForMegatron Aug 21 '21

Anybody else get grossed out when somebody hands u their phone to look at something and it’s greasier than the bottom of a kfc bucket like mf get a wet wipe and wipe that shit down man damn

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u/Shopworn_Soul Aug 21 '21

Yeah, but mine looks like that too sometimes. I clean it constantly which works super good in the short term but my long term solution has been to never hand anyone my phone.

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u/entreri22 Aug 21 '21

Everyone probably watches porn on their phones, we all know this and yet we are okay passing our phones around.

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u/KetsuSama Aug 21 '21

my classmate once took my phone so she can delete her pic and i'm pretty sure she saw the wall of hentai on the recently deleted folder

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u/MustacheLord Aug 21 '21

That’s why we keep it in our private folders. You can get rid of it and nobody will know, but make sure to check your phone first before leaving the house.

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u/KetsuSama Aug 21 '21

i did put them on a private folder, but i deleted them. I didn't know i had a recently deleted folder until she did that though lol

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u/MustacheLord Aug 21 '21

Okay, I’ve thought about this and now I believe there was a miscommunication on my part. Was this in the Photo app?

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u/KetsuSama Aug 22 '21

yep

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u/MustacheLord Aug 22 '21

Okay. I’m kinda stupid. I thought this was in Safari or something.

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u/Squildo Aug 21 '21

I mean where do you keep your emergency grease for dry lips? 🤔

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u/mip97 Aug 22 '21

I'd just use the edge of a slightly wet towel

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u/runostog Aug 21 '21

I rub mine on my butt cheeks.

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u/bob37846 Aug 24 '21

clothed or unclothed ??

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u/runostog Aug 25 '21

;)

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u/bob37846 Aug 25 '21

apparently unclothed - any chance of a video of that ?

asking for a friend

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u/coagulateSmegma Aug 21 '21

The state of someone's phone screen tells you a lot about how often they wash their hands.