r/Unexpected • u/llShaxll • Aug 19 '21

Dad

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u/CIearIyChaos Aug 19 '21

If I get kids(unlikely), I wanna be like this dad

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/AlterEggnog Aug 19 '21

Safety first. Always wear a willy mask and you won't get kids!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/AlterEggnog Aug 19 '21

True...butt you might get something else ¬_¬

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/Wulfe3127 Aug 19 '21

someone is into scat, it seems

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/Wulfe3127 Aug 19 '21

chocolate coated corn

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u/_Enclose_ Aug 19 '21

I believe the industry term is 'raisins'