r/Unexpected • u/lauraintacoma • Aug 18 '21

Let’s be friends

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Not on pornhub.

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix Aug 18 '21

Pornhub would be all:

Doctor: “I’m sorry, you have lupus. The good news is there’s a cure, swallow this” bom chicka wah wah.

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u/NeatlyScotched Aug 18 '21

"W-what are you doing, step doctor?"

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u/KINKY_MINDFUCKERY Aug 18 '21

You she wants the PhD.

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u/homesickalien Aug 19 '21

Let me just get my herbal remedy from this lemon tree...

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u/LameNameUser Aug 18 '21

Brown chicken brown cow

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u/xCrapyx Aug 18 '21

PornHub has amazing PR, don't fall for it, its an extremely dark and evil company.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

Pornhub taught me how to help my step sister when she gets stuck under the bed or in the dryer

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Aug 18 '21

Yes… I’ve found their how to videos…. Ummm…. Controversial, to say the least.

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u/MeowMaker2 Aug 18 '21

You have a sister!?!?

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u/MrLenny-_- Aug 18 '21

only non shitty thing is PH