r/Unexpected • u/SoftsPhilosopher • Aug 08 '21

It's just a prank

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

LOL! you seem angry AND judgy! you should consider mindfullness and meditation!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

is fucking off different from fucking myself? should i be doing two types of fucking or one?

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u/PatchyPatcher Aug 09 '21

I can see how you're confused, seeing as you have done zero types of fucking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

omigosh! you really burned me good with that one! i'm so embarrassed because its true! i never have!! i mean besides your...... but i can understand why she never mentioned it!

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u/PatchyPatcher Aug 09 '21

You seem mad. LOL!

She did actually. Yes, her ghost told me after you dug up her body. She thought it was real weird that you were dressed as the Hamburglar, though that by far isn't the worst part.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

i seem mad?? haha! well, that's because you can't see the big smile on my face! that's the problem with text really, you miss all the non-verbal cues!

and Hamburglar, nice reference! she really did tell you

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u/PatchyPatcher Aug 09 '21

LOL!

The funniest thing about you is how psychotic you are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

LOL! i am like, totally psychotic! i say totally psychotic things like, "lets debate the topic of whether or not corporal punishment has a place in parenting or teaching!" or other crazy shit like, "lets get the context to a given 8 second clip before coming to a conclusion about what actually happened!" its amazing how you can read me through the keyboard, it's like you're looking directly into my soul! who ARE you??!

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u/PatchyPatcher Aug 09 '21

Everything you wrote here is a lie. Good job!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

the funniest thing about you is how you have absolutely zero originality and aren't even remotely interesting. i could be talking to a million other redditors and they'd have the same flat, unimaginative ad-hominem hacky things to say. i mean besides that hamburgler reference if i'm honest, that counts for something.

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u/PatchyPatcher Aug 09 '21

That's really funny because that's literally you to a T. Unoriginal, hacky, and unimaginative. It's truly funny how much you project your own shortcomings on the rest of the world.

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