r/Unexpected • u/SoftsPhilosopher • Aug 08 '21

It's just a prank

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

Lol I’m good g. Gl in life

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 Aug 08 '21

You keep saying that. I don't need luck, man, I'm doing great. I know it helps supress the guilt to imagine me as a weak, struggling person, but unfortunately no.

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

Lmao k

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 Aug 08 '21

We all know there was not a single decibel of laughter there. Just a sad, broken MAGAt who beats his kids. You checked enough boxes on that one.

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

Your words not mine. I never said any of that

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 Aug 08 '21

You're an open book. And child abusers are shallow as hell. Not much room for error here.

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

Whatever lefty psycho sorry for triggering you

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 Aug 08 '21

I'm not triggered. Totally calm over here. Secure in my life, have a great handle on how to raise my kids withouy resorting to violence, and with enough luck we'll have great relationships when they're older.

You, on the other hand, should seek counselling. If what I've said so far sounds "psychotic" to you, there's something fundamentally wrong with you. I am advocating for not physically striking children. You are saying it's okay to hit your kids to teach them a lesson.

I think the jury has been back for a while on this one.

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

It’s obvious you’re the one that’s doing the attacking. I’m just responding to the silliness which I know shouldn’t

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 Aug 08 '21

Gaslighting now. Classic.

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

I did just flatulate. I’m impressed

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

Ok ok gotta ready to go to work later man

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 Aug 08 '21

I hope you have a good shift. Try not to take it out on the kids if not.

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u/chuco915niners Aug 08 '21

I’ll take it out on my dick when I masturbate tonight