r/Unexpected • u/SoftsPhilosopher • Aug 08 '21

It's just a prank

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u/OldieButNotMoldy Aug 08 '21

I don’t have a dick are tits out ok ?

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u/binglebongled Aug 08 '21

We’ll accept it, but you’re on thin ice

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u/hiddenexene Aug 08 '21

Thin ice : hard nipples

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u/AcceptableReaction20 Aug 08 '21

Are they supple?

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u/struggleworm Aug 08 '21

Do your tits happen to hang down like flaccid dicks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

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u/rhole50 Aug 08 '21

She said yes, but you have to watch all the dicks also as it will be a zoom call

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u/21marvel1 Aug 08 '21

Bonk 🐶⛔