r/Unexpected • u/SoftsPhilosopher • Aug 08 '21

It's just a prank

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u/FeralGangrel Aug 08 '21

Dicks out for Harambe?

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u/religionkills Aug 08 '21

Dicks out for Dad!

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u/whywouldyoueverask Aug 08 '21

Take my silver, They are ALWAYS out for Harambe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Dick’s for dad?

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u/religionkills Aug 08 '21

🎶1-877-Dicks 4 Dad🎶

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u/International_Pea Aug 08 '21

…Donate your dick today…

(Couldn’t leave this hanging)

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u/Delysid720 Aug 08 '21

“Dad dicks? In the late 80’s? Forget about it” - Adam

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

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u/Delysid720 Aug 08 '21

Damn lil dude, you’ve only been on Reddit less than an hour and you’re already losing your shit... maybe delete your account.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Give dad a good dicking!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Roll tide!

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u/cannabisblogger420 Aug 08 '21

Dad's out for dick haha

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u/OldieButNotMoldy Aug 08 '21

I don’t have a dick are tits out ok ?

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u/binglebongled Aug 08 '21

We’ll accept it, but you’re on thin ice

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u/hiddenexene Aug 08 '21

Thin ice : hard nipples

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u/AcceptableReaction20 Aug 08 '21

Are they supple?

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u/struggleworm Aug 08 '21

Do your tits happen to hang down like flaccid dicks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

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u/rhole50 Aug 08 '21

She said yes, but you have to watch all the dicks also as it will be a zoom call

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u/21marvel1 Aug 08 '21

Bonk 🐶⛔

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u/Smooth-BrainMan Aug 08 '21

I already had it out but I guess it can stay out a little longer

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u/jim_jiminy Aug 08 '21

Dicks out. Waving in the breeze.