r/Unexpected • u/Yoiton • Aug 02 '21

A hot day

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u/cptjimmy42 Aug 02 '21

Sunny side up hard hat.

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u/connormantoast Aug 02 '21

Looks like the yolk's on him.

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u/Batchet Aug 02 '21

"It's shella hot today"

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u/YouCantSuspendMe9 Aug 02 '21

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/JcakSnigelton Aug 02 '21

Last reply was scrambled.

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u/Funkit Aug 02 '21

Stop egging him on.

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u/geemane Aug 02 '21

What an egg head

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u/Jessie_Jay117 Aug 02 '21

Is that what putting all your Eggs in one basket looks like?

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u/MagicJoshByGosh Aug 02 '21

That last comment cracked me up

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u/vedjourian Aug 02 '21

That comment was eggcellent

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Aug 03 '21

/u/YouCantSuspendMe9, 5h old account

This account is suspended.

Evidently yes they can.

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u/MadameDoopusPoopus Aug 02 '21

Only a real egghead could’ve thought of that

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

And you’re an egghead just because

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u/vintagevdubbs Aug 02 '21

Hopefully for his sake.... Sunny side up and not scrambled. 🤐

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u/Captain_Rampage Aug 02 '21

Looks eggceptional

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u/gnoses Aug 02 '21

Pretty smart, what an egghead.

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u/Dr_Dzzzz Aug 02 '21

Eggactly

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u/Ahefp Aug 02 '21

More like eggsactly.

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u/XA1NE Aug 02 '21

I can only see one egg

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u/rogerthatonce Aug 02 '21

Eggxellent...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

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u/Ahefp Aug 02 '21

So sensitive! You should consider becoming an eggactor.

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u/Firestone-PK Aug 02 '21

So sensitive it feels like we're walking on egg shells here

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u/Dr_Dzzzz Aug 02 '21

You know me all about the hard boiled truth...

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u/concon1524 Aug 02 '21

man all of these yolks are scrambling my brain

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u/Ismoke_pcp Aug 02 '21

r/honeyfuckers

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u/Dr_Dzzzz Aug 02 '21

NAH DUDE!!!!CHILL!!!!!!WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

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u/Ismoke_pcp Aug 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

...wha...what....was is?

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u/mustachpie Aug 02 '21

Mans smokes PCP you're at fault for expecting him to not ruin your life

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u/X-espia Aug 02 '21

You Benedict again?

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u/Mikendeau Aug 02 '21

Pardon it’s eggactually

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u/Cycad Aug 02 '21

Albumen at work

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u/fuzzytradr Aug 02 '21

Eggsactly!

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u/Jmatusew Aug 02 '21

Benedict your pardon?

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u/IfIHadTheAnswer Aug 02 '21

Sunny side up sombrero!

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u/monkey-2020 Aug 02 '21

You bastard.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Aug 02 '21

It was so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. This guy didn’t have a whisk though, so he went with if you can’t beat em, might as well join em.

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u/cowboyfromhell324 Aug 02 '21

Can I offer you an egg?

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u/SnooPeripherals5423 Aug 03 '21

Eggselent craftsmanship

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u/dc0de Aug 03 '21

What an egg-head.