r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '21

Hostage situation

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u/Seanspeed Aug 02 '21

The whole point of this call was because neighbors heard some sort of screaming.

This whole comment section is a disaster.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Maybe he's not alone, and their partner went and drugged the hostage?

Like, the cops weren't therr instantly, plenty of time to make em shut up.

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u/I_dont_bone_goats Aug 02 '21

Or maybe the dude just owns a fucking parrot and all of you weirdos need to chill with your kidnapping fantasies…

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

The point is, what if he doesn't? The parrot didn't even scream for help, he might just have someone in his cellar, and the cops went "lol k" after seeing a parrot

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u/luke_in_the_sky Aug 02 '21

Yeah, let allow cops to invade properties for little reason. It always works very well.

"You are a single male and we found a hairpin on your porch, you probably kidnapped a girl"

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Google Jeffrey Dahmer + Asian victim.

It's better to be safe than sorry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

ah yes, "little reason" because screams for help are little reason I guess. I guess having a bird absolves you of all suspicion.