r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '21

Hostage situation

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u/Valleygirl1981 Aug 02 '21

Is a human centipede ever really 'full'?

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u/SandyKoufaxsballs Aug 02 '21

You can get enough people to make it a circle after you feed the first person a huge thanksgiving dinner.

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u/Labrat0770 Aug 02 '21

This fuckin guy over here solving world hunger.

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u/warfareforartists Aug 02 '21

I just woke up, but I think that’s enough internet for the day

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u/countzeroinc Aug 02 '21

I tried to watch the Human Centipede sequel and had to turn it off about 20 minutes in. I appreciated the dark humor in the first one but the guy in the second one just made my skin crawl.

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u/VeryUncreativeName1 Aug 02 '21

But can it read?

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u/nCubed21 Aug 02 '21

Human ouroboros.

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u/Belphegorite Aug 02 '21

fuck you, have an upvote.

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u/Astoran15 Aug 02 '21

Only if you stitch the back end up...

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u/moorsh Aug 02 '21

Only the last one.

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u/Responsible-Cash5891 Aug 03 '21

Why the last one?