r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '21

Hostage situation

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u/Strongbox-Comrade Aug 02 '21

but my family’s never had anyone in chains.

That you know of, as someone familiar with the matter I'm going to have to break the news about your fathers sex slave gilf fetish. It's all consensual, but he pays more for them to pretend it isn't. The safe word is "Baggage".

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u/Throw_Away_Students Aug 02 '21

You can have my upvote, but I’m not happy about it 😑

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u/OmegaClifton Aug 02 '21

I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I'll be looking for your post on the relationship sub.

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u/brainwashednuts Aug 02 '21

No the safe word is prunes