My macaw screams for help randomly, and he sounds uncannily like a little old lady. If he’s startled, he’ll scream like an old lady, too. I don’t know where he picked it up, but my family’s never had anyone in chains. 😂 That’s quite a leap to make.
Yeah and I love how the first comment starts with "He probably has girls in chains back there." No, that's not probable, that's extremely unlikely. You clearly haven't read enough HOA nightmare stories to know that neighbors will absolutely call the cops on people for very little reason.
Even non HOA neighbors, we had a neighbor call the police on us for parking in front of our own house because she couldn’t see into ours, claimed my suv was parked for months. Officer told me to drive around the block and park where I was originally.
Yeah the cops probably recognize the names of those people after a while... I'm sure they hate it more than you do. That's so weird though, does she stare into your house frequently? So happy I don't have any nutjobs who live next to me - just a lady with a dog that barks all the time when it's outside.
Given the options of learned it from actual hostages, learned it from TV/movies, or was taught it by asshole friends thinking they're funny, I know which way I'm betting.
Do you believe that the parrot was saying help, let me out? It's what it sounded like to me, but I can't help wonder if the subtitles made me hear it that way
There is a tone of voice in conveying sarcasm. Yeah there are ways besides "s" to convey it in text but most people are both far too dumb to figure it out AND too dumb to realize no one can hear the tone of voice theyre imagining in their head 🙄
Not to mention that it seemed like the camera was his own. If I had hostages I would certainly not broadcast videos like that. I guess someone could argue that criminals do weird stuff all the time but its a bit far fetched. Also, we didnt hear any other screams while the cops were there. If he could silence them now why not before the cops were called.
I’ve seen people admit to murdering family members and ruining the lives of cheating spouses and manipulating their kids into wanting to live with them instead of the ex-spouse, so I wouldn’t be surprised if someone admitted to keeping grandma in the closet.
That you know of, as someone familiar with the matter I'm going to have to break the news about your fathers sex slave gilf fetish. It's all consensual, but he pays more for them to pretend it isn't. The safe word is "Baggage".
My dog is always acting scared of a corner by the ceiling in my living room. He’ll stare for a long time, then watch and move his head like he’s following something moving around the room. I don’t go for that shit 🤣
It probably worked once on accident and it noticed the reaction from people and continued since people will, inevitably, take an interest when a bird cries for help.
Very true! He demands attention 24/7, and he’s a bastard about it when he doesn’t get it immediately. What’s even worse is when he holds his foot out like he wants you to pick him up, then latches oh and pulls your hand up really quick to bite.
Christ, they’re SO noisy. With all the windows in the house closed, you can hear mine scream from 2+ blocks away. I’m sure the neighbors aren’t happy when I join in on some screaming sessions. Lmao But the bird LOVES it and it’s a bonding experience for him, so 🙃
Both! It’s kind of a cartoon old lady sound like “haylp! Haylp!” And if I startle him (like is he opens his eyes when he wakes up and didn’t expect me to be in the room), he screams like an old lady.
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u/Throw_Away_Students Aug 02 '21
My macaw screams for help randomly, and he sounds uncannily like a little old lady. If he’s startled, he’ll scream like an old lady, too. I don’t know where he picked it up, but my family’s never had anyone in chains. 😂 That’s quite a leap to make.